Give a job to the furry above you!

[Simo]

OK, another funtimes furry game!

Pretty self explanatory:

The idea here is to imagine a job for the furry above you...might be based on their fursona, avi, the furry in general...just be creative!

 

[MadKiyo]

Your sona makes me think mechanic of some kind.

 

[Yakamaru]

Very funtimes indeed!

Your job shall be working in the plane coordination tower!

 

[Simo]

Edit: For Kiyu: Quality control inspector in a factory, on the lookout for the so-called 'fly in the ointment'

For Yaka: Smokey the Bears companion, helping put out forest fires. I can just somehow see you as a team.

 

[Trashsona]

You get to be Pepe Le Pew's stunt double for his upcoming movie! Taking his place for all the dangerous parts of pursuing the lovely cat/skunk. That's actually a real thing in the works.
www.comingsoon.net: Pepe Le Pew Movie in Development with Max Landis Writing

 

[Royn]

You are now Oscars replacement on Sesame street.

 

[Yakamaru]

Construction worker, because reasons.

 

[KimberVaile]

Funeral conductor, with a predisposition towards giving eulogies.
EDIT: Yak beat me by a second so now that's his job. Royn, do you feel like you dodged a morose bullet?

 

[Zipline]

Musician, you have a rock star haircut (bedhead)

 

[Activoid]

@Zipline You look like you would be a good maintenance guy, like a construction worker or someone who comes in and fixes my air conditioning.

 

[Simo]

@Zipline: Dogcatcher!

Even though you are one.

@Activoid: Strawberry, raspberry and cherry grower.

 

[Zipline]

Skunky, I imagine you would make a good superhero. You could run around flashing @Activoid construction workers to get them to work faster.

 

[KimberVaile]

The manager of a Halloween superstore, I mean, you're always in the spirit of it. Can anybody really claim they love Halloween more than the doggo with the orange and black fur? Don't think so.

 

[Tezzy Fur]

For KimberVaile, I'll go with rollercoaster tester, which by the way is a real job.

 

[Yakamaru]

^ Hmm...

Pole dancer at a gay bar.

 

[msgrandpabacon]

Adventure-journalist.

 

[KimberVaile]

Tezzy got the best job, what a ripoff! Well just so you know, you're no longer a funeral director. You're a Norwegian timeshares salesmen...

Oh hoody damp, I already lost my chance. Okay well, your a hair stylist in Texas, mrsgrandpabacon your skills are unmatched, the Texans find your skills most impressive, but it takes you a couple years before they begrudgingly respect you.

 

[msgrandpabacon]

Lmao it'd also probably take them a couple of years for me to get respect in Texas when I am a stone-cold Coloradian

 

[Tezzy Fur]

^ Hmm...

Pole dancer at a gay bar.

I don't know what it says about me but I'm really happy with that

 

[Simo]

Door to door trampoline salesman

 

[Yakamaru]

^ Stripper at a gay bar.

 

[msgrandpabacon]

Perfume / body spray tester.

 

[KimberVaile]

I'm stuck as a Roller Coaster Tester and I have a overwhelming fear of heights and Roller Coasters. So like, I'm vomiting after every pass and hyperventilating, and when people ask me if I am okay, I just scowl at them and then people complain to management because they feel I'm rude and ruining their theme park experience. The things I must endure, it rends the soul, you wouldn't believe sheer quantity of write ups I've received.

As for you, you got bored of being a hair stylist and decided to pursue your true passion, lip gloss salesman.

 

[FluffyShutterbug]

Hm... You look rather suave, so maybe you could be a traveling salesman that sells stuff that you know doesn't work. :3 (Although, does that job still exist in 2017?)

 

[Yakamaru]

Bartender.