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FluffyShutterbug

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KimberVaile said:
An anthropologist with a curious fixation on quicksand, you've had to fight the urge more than once to dip your feet in it. People tend to feel you get too excited by it.
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Interesting... That does sound like something that I'd do...
 
Yakamaru

Yakamaru

Woof? Woof
^ Meteorologist or a geologist.
 
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KimberVaile

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A wiccan shopkeeper specializing in handmade wiccan goods, but ONE day.... you stumble across a odd statue with a wolf's head, curious you rub the grease off the little statuette, and in a flash of brilliant green light you suddenly have 3 green hollow square markings with a small line in the middle appear on your face.

Anyways, that was my explanation of how you got your green marking, by your very attractive and beautiful fortune teller. You owe me 250 bucks.

EDIT: It seems to be a recurring theme for me to be a few seconds late to the punch. I do not offer my services for free, OakenheelTheWolf, you still owe me money.

juiceboxbunny - You're a world renowned food critic, but your parents have not been supportive of your endeavors, thus you've always had a problem judging macaroni, because that's what your parents always cooked for you, and you respect your noble parents, thus you cannot fairly judge macaroni for only the macaroni your parents made will ever be the best, through your nostalgic and longing perspective.
 
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OakenheelTheWolf

OakenheelTheWolf

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KimberVaile said:
A wiccan shopkeeper specializing in handmade wiccan goods, but ONE day.... you stumble across a odd statue with a wolf's head, curious you rub the grease off the little statuette, and in a flash of brilliant green light you suddenly have 3 green hollow square markings with a small line in the middle appear on your face.

Anyways, that was my explanation of how you got your green marking, by your very attractive and beautiful fortune teller. You owe me 250 bucks.

EDIT: It seems to be a recurring theme for me to be a few seconds late to the punch. I do not offer my services for free, OakenheelTheWolf, you still owe me money.

juiceboxbunny - You're a world renowned food critic, but your parents have not been supportive of your endeavors, thus you've always had a problem judging macaroni, because that's what your parents always cooked for you, and you respect your noble parents, thus you cannot fairly judge macaroni for only the macaroni your parents made will ever be the best, through your nostalgic and longing perspective
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juiceboxbunny

juiceboxbunny

Im a foodie-fur not a Vore-fur
KimberVaile said:
juiceboxbunny - You're a world renowned food critic, but your parents have not been supportive of your endeavors, thus you've always had a problem judging macaroni, because that's what your parents always cooked for you, and you respect your noble parents, thus you cannot fairly judge macaroni for only the macaroni your parents made will ever be the best, through your nostalgic and longing perspective.
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Thats adorable!!
 
Tezzy Fur

Tezzy Fur

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FluffyShutterbug said:
Oakenheel the forest ranger, eh? Somehow, I think you'd really make yourself at home in the beautiful woods. :3
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Ok, so you're a detective and your sidekick is the ghost of Henry the eigth.

Fluffy: Look Henry, a clue, it seems our killer has left behind a glove
Henry: What the hell am I doing here? What's that magic tube in you're hand?
Fluffy: It's a torch Henry.
Henry: It's witchcraft, that's what it is!
Fluffy: So it seems our killer had small hands. What do you think this means?
Henry: I'm so confused and frightened.
Fluffy: Of course, it's a woman's glove, that means our killer was Lady Chillwall, the heir to the Chillwall fortune. She knew if Sir Chillwall lived she would be written out of his will because of her infidelity. Looks like another case wrapped up, hey Henry?
Henry: Please let me die!

Next week: fluffy try's to foil the snake street gangs attempts to rob the Bank of England, Whilst Henry weeps over the unbelievable beauty of a changing traffic light.

.......OK, that got weird quickly.....so yeah, you'd be a cop
 
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FluffyShutterbug

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Tezzy Fur said:
Ok, so you're a detective and your sidekick is the ghost of Henry the eigth.

Fluffy: Look Henry, a clue, it seems our killer has left behind a glove
Henry: What the hell am I doing here? What's that magic tube in you're hand?
Fluffy: It's a torch Henry.
Henry: It's witchcraft, that's what it is!
Fluffy: So it seems our killer had small hands. What do you think this means?
Henry: I'm so confused and frightened.
Fluffy: Of course, it's a woman's glove, that means our killer was Lady Chillwall, the heir to the Chillwall fortune. She knew if Sir Chillwall lived she would be written out of his will because of her infidelity. Looks like another case wrapped up, hey Henry?
Henry: Please let me die!

Next week: fluffy try's to foil the snake street gangs attempts to rob the Bank of England, Whilst Henry weeps over the unbelievable beauty of a changing traffic light.

.......OK, that got weird quickly.....so yeah, you'd be a cop
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Sounds like an old, corny Hanna-Barbara show... :3
 
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Sergei Sóhomo

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Apprentice shitposter


I need to pass the torch to someone
 
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KimberVaile

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OakenheelTheWolf said:
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It's good that I didn't have to get in contact with the fox gypsy mafia, we don't take kindly to freeloaders.

Tezzy Fur - The newest British rockstar sensation the Purple Hearts a clever and symbolic band name that express your sexuality and your heroic service in the Second Sergal War.
Being a rock sensation is difficult however and you spend many months longing for the simple life of a bookseller without the demanding public's invasive interests in you and your symbolic and often controversial musical messages. You often get second hand embarassment when extreme conversative and liberals quote your musical lyrics in their forum arguments. This proves to be the tipping point, and you end up going back to being a bookseller.

Sergei - You take the reigns of the Wendy's twitter account and usher in a new age of fast food smacktalking. McDonalds and Burger King's comebacks end up being pretty weak, which drives them to desperate measures. Twitter soon becomes the platform for one of the most vicious and barbed corporate smackdowns in recent history and spawns live action television shows predicated on corporate showdowns known to drive various fast food CEO's to tears. You feel a little trolls remorse over it for a few brief minutes.

I enjoy this a little too much
 
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biscuitfister

biscuitfister

Anyone want thier biscuit fisted?
Aircraft avionics mechanic. Idk why but it pays good brah
 
Yakamaru

Yakamaru

Woof? Woof
^ Club guard/security officer. Or a police officer.

Put your military training to good use, bro. <3
 
Pipistrele

Pipistrele

Smart batto!
Bisquit fister. But I guess it was mentioned by somebody already
 
Simo

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Ballerina, starring as Smurfette in a production of, "Smurfs on Ice", touring the globe.
 
juiceboxbunny

juiceboxbunny

Im a foodie-fur not a Vore-fur
You run a very successful bakery that people come miles around to visit
 
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