Give a job to the furry above you!

[B-Ghez]

someone who paid for travel around the world

 

[KimberVaile]

someone who paid for travel around the world

A Hanna Barbera cartoonist, through your tireless work, Scooby Doo somehow becomes relevant for the 100th time. Though, his ears are much smaller, which causes a community divide over the new art style.

 

[Yakamaru]

...I kinda see you as a massage therapist. A really good one.

 

[Andromedahl]

Freelance journalist.

 

[Jarren]

UFO parking enforcement.

 

[Ravofox]

^A surgeon...

Ooh, a surgeon. That should keep my hypochondria in check :V

As for you, Welsh soccer player (coz dragons)

 

[PlusThirtyOne]

Goldfish breeder.

 

[Yakamaru]

^ Door to door window repairer. Who throws bricks through the windows of people, asking if they need window repairs. :3

 

[juiceboxbunny]

A bouncer at a strip club. *eyebrow waggle*

 

[Sergei Sóhomo]

Bland food tester

Time to throat punch some civilians

That's the spirit!

 

[CorgiButt]

A hitman! D:

 

[Yakamaru]

Hmm.. Secretary, or an underwear model. You pick. :3

 

[Simo]

@CorgiButt:Moon and mooning consultant.

@Yakamaru: Popular petting zoo attraction!

 

[Jarren]

@Simo chemical weapons research & development

 

[Yakamaru]

@Yakamaru: Popular petting zoo attraction!

Not the tail(obvious weak spot), NOT TH-

@Jarren : The dragon that guards the treasure. And the prince/princess you've kidnapped fell in love with your humanoid form.

 

[Bum Bear]

@Yakamaru
I would say Engineer. But I suck at this, so eh.

 

[KimberVaile]

@Yakamaru
I would say Engineer. But I suck at this, so eh.

Pharmaceutical salesman, I get the feeling you're optimistic enough to sell most of the useless, overpriced crap they tend to push on tv.

 

[KimberVaile]

Also I deem this thread the newest trendy Simo thread while the people at the vet thread get all the manslaughter out of their system.

 

[biscuitfister]

You become a mass murder but dont get caught by the police cause youve seen a few episodes of them missing people shows and watched a tutorial on youtube

 

[Flutters]

You're a necromancer working for the mass murderer, reanimating the bodies of the victims that was killed by the same mass murderer and using them as soldiers to protect your mass murdering friend.

 

[KimberVaile]

Well, so much for that sentiment.

Kangaroo tamer.

 

[OakenheelTheWolf]

^mechanic

 

[Lexiand]

^a scientist????

 

[Bloodhowl]

^Park Ranger

 

[Flutters]

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