Herdingcats
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GroovySpaceFox
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You do research and then you write out a clear and detailed response.
How do you build a rocket?
How do you build a rocket?
Frank Gulotta
Send us your floppy
I have three ideas that are equally good and won't get you in trouble.
1) abduct a few scientists and rob a bank; then declare yourself warlord of a random spot of ground (it has to be pretty big to build the rocket and if possible, isolated, so the FBI won't track you fast enough; but you should hire local militias to protect the site anyway and instruct them to kill anyone that comes close, including women, children and endangered species).
2) take over North Korea. I'm picking the Hermit Kingdom because the UN will support you in taking down the regime. China will also support you if you offer to hijack their WMD program and repurpose it to launch Huawei satellites.
3) tape yourself to a big firework rocket and light it up. It's the simplest, cheapest and least Dangerous solution. Don't forget to wear a helmet!
How can I become a wizard??
Sarachaga
Definitely not a lizard
Grab a stick, put on a pointy hat and throw frogs at people.
How can I get quick easy cash?
ben909
vaporeon character != mushroom characters
build a time machine and travel forward many years carrying a common ,cheep object, sell it then as inflation has probably occurred and then come back
or use the time machine to go back to the start of the great derepression and buy the cheep stuff people sell to resell when you return
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How do i make successful threads
Sarachaga
Definitely not a lizard
1.Only make threads about three subjects: me, pickles and cats.
2.Avoid using the letter y and the letter r, these are evil.
3.Post several pictures unrelated to the topic, that'll draw some attention.
Now how do I get more like?
Sarachaga
Definitely not a lizard
Buy a lot of rocks (like, a lot)
Dump them somewhere in the sea.
Declare independance from the US government, add in some threats from good measure.
Profit?
How can I get healthier?
Renyard2001
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Exercise all the time. You in bed? Exercise. You cooking? Exercise. You exercising? Exercise harder.
If you're muscles explode you're heading in the right direction.
How do I exorcise a demon ?
Sarachaga
Definitely not a lizard
Easy, follow these three simple steps:
1. Fake death
2. Pretend you are your own twin brother who has exactly the same skills and apply for the job while having enough experience to ask for a better pay.
3. Profit, while methodically disposing of all the interlopers that want to divulge your identity (parents, pets, friends , colleagues...)
How do I get rid of dandruff?
Marius Merganser
The Duke of Birds
Power on your vacuum cleaner and comb your head with the brush attachment.
I need to get a new car. What kind should I get?
metatherat
Really ratty rat
Trepanation.
On a related issue, how can I balance my bodily humors?
On a related issue, how can I balance my bodily humors?
FooFoo4230
Well-Known Member
By taking all of them out, weighing them, and then putting the required amounts back in. You may feel somewhat faint during this procedure, so ask a doctor who hasn’t sworn to the Hippocratic Oath to do it for you.
What’s the best way to clean windows?
What’s the best way to clean windows?
Fire an RPG-7 right in em, gets those stains and smears right off!
Frank Gulotta
Send us your floppy
@Jaredthefox92 didn't ask for advice, so I'll just give youa advice that works with everything : if duct tape fails, use fire.
How do I transition to a less sedentary lifestyle?
How do I transition to a less sedentary lifestyle?
FooFoo4230
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GroovySpaceFox
Well-Known Member
You're going to want to find someone who lives in tundra regions. For even better advice, find someone who lives in the middle of the arctic.
Where can I go to find some fresh water?
Where can I go to find some fresh water?
FooFoo4230
Well-Known Member
By eating less often! No digestion=No farting!
The only things you should eat are multivitamins, jars at a time, to prevent getting sick. (If one or two a day is good for you, 50 a day should be better!) and novelty giant pencils, to get your daily dose of cellulose (and graphite).
Best way to hide from law enforcement? I’m in a bit of a giant pickle, which is illegal in my state. How would I be able to hide from the police so they don’t know that I’m in a pickle?
The only things you should eat are multivitamins, jars at a time, to prevent getting sick. (If one or two a day is good for you, 50 a day should be better!) and novelty giant pencils, to get your daily dose of cellulose (and graphite).
Best way to hide from law enforcement? I’m in a bit of a giant pickle, which is illegal in my state. How would I be able to hide from the police so they don’t know that I’m in a pickle?
Frank Gulotta
Send us your floppy
Hide the giant pickle in a giant cheeseburger! then sell the giant cheeseburger for a nice profit, thus passing the pickle curse onto someone else!
I have 3k bucks in the bank, what would be a good investment?
Herdingcats
It's a long story
Buy crystals (as in rocks like quartz etc) and market them as medicine to the general public. You'll make a killing!
My compass is broken and I'm lost. How do I get home?
Sir Thaikard
GOTTA WRITE FAST.
Put it up your butt until you pass out from blood loss and wake up in Skyrim.
My sweater is musty, how do I improve the smell?
My sweater is musty, how do I improve the smell?