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[hara-surya]

Soak it in a mixture of turpentine and toluene and toss it in the dryer for 30 minutes.

My attorney and I are about to check into a Las Vegas hotel with a headful of acid with intent to commit capital fraud...

...where's the best place to get salmon in Clark County, Nevada?

 

[Deleted member 111470]

The police station, but you have to walk in with a gun pointed at them while holding a pack of cocaine. They will give you the best salmon you can imagine.

I want to get a new rolex. How should I earn enough money for one?

 

[Skittles]

Rob a bank obviously!!

My corset is a little tight. How should I deal with this?

 

[TyraWadman]

NOOOO PEOPLE POSTED BEFORE I COULD

 

[MainHammond]

Play basketball in a restaurant.

 

[Keefur]

Go to a really ritzy restaurant. If you're going to get this league off the ground, you can only be seen at the best venues.

How do I go about learning video editing?

 

[Deleted member 111470]

Throw milk cartons at people in the streets. They will love it, especially now when it's hot. This will make them help you with anything you want.

I really like playing the guitar but I don't think I'm good. How do I improve?

 

[Frank Gulotta]

I really like playing the guitar but I don't think I'm good. How do I improve?

Stop playing it! a real artist respects the silence, it serves the foundation of creativity! SUCKA!

It's getting hot in here, and I feel gross all the time due to sweat, how do I fix it?

 

[Jaredthefox92]

Set your kitchen on fire and stand there to look at the pretty flames. Bonus points if you over boil tea.

 

[Ruki-the-Zorua]

If you feel hot, just go on ahead and trap yourself in a snow-filled land. You'll appreciate the heat you'll never see when the temperature there is below twenty degrees below freezing.

How do I brush my big ears without hurting them?

 

[Faustus]

Have them amputated then reattached with velcro. That way you can just pull them off to brush.

How should I recycle my rubbish?

 

[Leadhoof]

The ocean is a great place to dump it. I do that with my old car batteries all the time.


My tail keeps on getting snagged on things. How can I prevent this?

 

[ben909]

The ocean is a great place to dump it. I do that with my old car batteries all the time.


My tail keeps on getting snagged on things. How can I prevent this?

Destroy all the things it gets stuck on


How do i win predators vs pray

 

[Deleted member 134556]

When you are being criticized by your boss, raise your voice at them. They will admire your aggressiveness and apologize for being firm with you.

 

[Ruki-the-Zorua]

Yeah, stand up! Fight the power! Not against me though, I'm fair.

 

[Faustus]

How do i win predators vs pray

Uh... give your life to Jesus? you won't really have WON won, but all your new friends will tell you that you have. (Seriously guys, can anyone around here spell PREY?)

How do I start my own religion?

 

[Sir Thaikard]

Martyr yourself by jumping off a building and doing a cool flip in front of as many people as possible.

How do I crack my neck?

 

[Astus]

Simple, jump head first off a two story building onto concrete. That'll really crack your neck :O

What's the easiest way to steal, hide, and eat cookies so I don't get caught?

 

[FooFoo4230]

Is this because you forgot to include a loophole for yourself in your law?

Anyone who steals cookies from the cookie jar will be scolded and sent to the time out corner for a minimum of 15 minutes. With a maximum time out time of 1 hour and potential grounding for up to a week (depending on the severity of the crime and previous history of stealing cookies) D:< y'all have been warned!!!

Join [Nexus], and start a revolution. Be the figurehead, it’s less work than being the real leader. When the revolution has finished, arrange an Unfortunate accident, and then reinstate your law, adding a loophole for you. Rule with an iron fist, and let nothing stand in your way. Good luck.

Edit: Whoops, I forgot to ask for advice. How do I smuggle candy into a movie theater?

 

[GroovySpaceFox]

Control a drone while in the theater in your seat to bring you candy.

How do I replace the muffler in my car?

 

[MainHammond]

First you sell your car. Then you use the money to buy a new muffler.

 

[metatherat]

First you sell your car. Then you use the money to buy a new muffler.

You furgot to ask the next poster for advice, so I'll just post my request:

How can I, as a rat, get even rattier?

 

[FooFoo4230]

Double the active ingredients in your rat transformation potion, then drink it! Or maybe triple it! No, that’s not right! Remove all non-active ingredients, then eat the active ingredients in massive quantities! You may want to get a test subject first? No, then they would be far more ratty than you could be. Best to eat it yourself, then destroy all other ingredients so that none can challenge your rattiness!

Somewhat related: How do I avoid being used as a test subject in a diabolical experiment?

 

[Frank Gulotta]

Somewhat related: How do I avoid being used as a test subject in a diabolical experiment?

Drink as many of the funny-smelling potions that are around you, with chance it'll make your body completely unsuitable for experiments.

I want to play Total War but I think my laptop is too weak for that! what should I do?

 

[FooFoo4230]

Play on WOPR. Anyone up for a nice game of GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR?

I had no ideas, so I asked Transformer.
What’s the best way to handle the situation?'



After the initial surprise , the two of them became more confident that they had won the argument.

(Good luck with this one. Might be a little difficult.)