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metatherat

Really ratty rat
The best way to handle the situation (and the argument) is to rub the sides of your temple while loudly chanting "GO AWAY, SITUATION, SITUATION GO AWAY. NNNNGAAHHH" until the situation goes away.

How do I stop my upstairs neighbors from making so much noise?
 

The-Courier

Dreamer of Cheese
That's easy, considering I am human, too. You just put together a giant cuddle pile.

How do I efficiently airlock myself?
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
Vent the whole damn place. Just vent all of it.

How can I get all the weird furry art I find icky banned forever, while increasing the amount of weird furry art I love but other furs find icky?
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Become a mod on a certain other furry forum :p

How can I stop all these foxes from being so flirty?
 

DergenTheDragon

The cutest derg
Enact a law that forces everyone to be exotic species.

How do I get my head out from behind this boulder?
 

Mike_Wolf

Well-Known Member
Wear a clown costume. You see they gonna be looking for monsters. No body want to shoot a clown.
How do I handle my work load during the day and still remain responsibly social?
 

DergenTheDragon

The cutest derg
Throw it all into a shredder and spend your entire life on here.

How do I attract more 'participants' for dinner?
 

Mike_Wolf

Well-Known Member
Use large search lights and claim to be giving away a free hot tub.
If I shred my work and stay here all the time how do I pay my bills?
 

DergenTheDragon

The cutest derg
Print money, problem solved.
How do i now make my hot tub ploy looks reasonable seeing as its coming out of a cave in rural southern England
 
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Kharne

Guest
Don't use shields, can't take them down if there aren't any :p

How do I keep strangers from entering my house?
 

DergenTheDragon

The cutest derg
You should come to my place, you'd make an excellent main course... I MEAN GUEST.. definitely guest.

How can I make this argument more convincing
 
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