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Monster+

Procastination Noob.
Bite it by mouth, like a real animal.

Guys, how to fix my headphone? Mine is broken!!!!
 

Halligan322

FKA “Ace412” ;) missed you guys!!
The best way to find out is to post your credit card info and have someone do it for you!

My alarm clock isn’t working right. How should I make sure I wake up on time?
 

Lucyfur

United forever in friendship and labour
Banned
Keep yourself awake with caffeine and listening to baby shark on loop then you don't need to worry about waking up.

How am I supposed to change my brakes?
 

Halligan322

FKA “Ace412” ;) missed you guys!!
Same as changing the oil. Go to dealership and get a new car.

How do I fall asleep? This damn baby shark on a loop is driving me CrAzY
 
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Deleted member 111470

Guest
Get drunk until you pass out.

How do I confess to my crush?
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Tell them you did it and demand to be handcuffed and taken downtown.

What's the best way to roast a turkey?
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
Bash your head against a wall, eventually you will become exhausted from the physical exertion and fall asleep.

How can we increase the amount of rodent sonas in the fandom?
 

Yakamaru

Cyberpunk musta Susi
By kicking out everyone else. :>

What's the best way to eat nachos?
 
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TemetNosce88

Guest
Swallow them whole, don't chew.

How can I build upper body strength quickly?
 

Tacoshark

Defender of the Sacred Nuggs
Bench press children. They are free and you can add weight by going for the fatter ones.

How do you make friends?
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Go down main street and take the third left.
ONE! TWO! THREE! Ah ah ah...

How can I make an attractive side table from leftover pallet wood?
 

Zehlua

Magepunk Fashionisto
Take two chopsticks and some twine and fuck around for a few months until you've made yourself a sock

How do I open a can of green beans?
 

Frank Gulotta

Send us your floppy
Same technique as for cans of red beans and every other problem : fire!

How do I stop eating grilled peanuts before it's too late?
 

Borophagus Metropolis

The last prehistoric floofy woof of FAF
Grab a 1.75 liter bottle of Gilbey's gin and a 16 ounce can of green beans. Combine in a blender. This is one martini.

How do I find true love?
 
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TemetNosce88

Guest
Lower your dating standards to zero.

How can I look busy without actually working?
 
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Deleted member 111470

Guest
Watch a YouTube video with an intense look on your face and tell your boss to fuck off when they ask you what you are doing.

How do I make more money?
 

Ra'ara Su'nai

The golden-voiced fox
You grow any other kind of beans(I'm partial to black beans myself for their rich flavor) and submerged them for a week in green food coloring.

How do I catch a frog that sneaked into my bedroom?
 
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