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Rassah

Well-Known Member
Keep them in the freezer so they last longer.

How do I jump start my car if I forget to turn off headlights at night and run the battery down?
 

Ra'ara Su'nai

The golden-voiced fox
First thing you need is a giant spring. You put it under your car and release the mechanism holding it together. The force should most definitely make your car jump.

How do I tell my puppy how much I love her so that she can understand me?
 

Yakamaru

Kjenner meg så fri og frank
Crayons is a good source of nutrients. Army verified, too!
 

Tacoshark

Defender of the Sacred Nuggs
A good enough stripper will get those kinds of tips, or bank robbers. You know what try both at the same time and see how that works out.

What is a good comfort food for when I am feeling down?
 

Guifrog

Blue Frog | Avatar by Lenago
Ask a bear to smash your spine flat with a hug or a strike against your back as you lie on your stomach. Only drawback is you'll need to put on some effort not to die, but you're 100% guaranteed to have a perfect posture afterwards. Try contacting your nearest zoo or sanctuary if there's no bears surrounding your area, or just ask a furry

Guys, I'm unsure about the best place to move to after we're settled with the pandemic. What basic tips would you provide me with, as a starting point?
 
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Deleted member 133545

Guest
Ask a bear to smash your spine flat with a hug or a strike against your back as you lie on your stomach. Only drawback is you'll need to put on some effort not to die, but you're 100% guaranteed to have a perfect posture afterwards. Try contacting your nearest zoo or sanctuary if there's no bears surrounding your area, or just ask a furry

Guys, I'm unsure about the best place to move to after we're settled with the pandemic. What basic tips would you provide me with, as a starting point?
Crackolandia, everybody has "high hopes" there
How do I learn mandarin?
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Douse your plastic bags in poison.

How do I stick to a diet without wistfully staring at other people’s plates?
 
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Deleted member 133545

Guest
Simply blindfold yourself. Can't stare at someone's plate if you can't stare, period

How can I make money on the internet?
Give me your credit card number and digits on the back
I'll give you all the money you want ;)

How can I Open up about my biggest problems?
 

GlitterFog

Active Member
Give me your credit card number and digits on the back
I'll give you all the money you want ;)

How can I Open up about my biggest problems?
Cause those problems for other people and wait until they open up about them first, so you can say "yeah, same".

How do I become fit inside my super tiny flat without my neighbours kicking me out?
 
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Deleted member 133545

Guest
Cause those problems for other people and wait until they open up about them first, so you can say "yeah, same".

How do I become fit inside my super tiny flat without my neighbours kicking me out?
Bulimia, or rob a bank to get enough money to get to a gym, trust me, if you pay them enough, they will allow you in, with or without a pandemic
How can I build a portal to another world? I'm tired of this one
 
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Deleted member 134556

Guest
If your a religious person, you don't need to wear a condom when engaging in intercourse. God will protect you
 
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Deleted member 133545

Guest
I forgot this was not the good idea bad idea thread so....


Use a highlighter

How do I check under my bed for monsters without getting eaten.
sleep on the floor, that way, you just need to turn
How can I shop for groceries with no money
 

Stray Cat Terry

테리 / 特里 / テリー
Take your airsoft gun, and remember to point it at everything you stare at as if you're playing a videogame. It'll be as easy as one too! (Don't)

How can I stop worrying from tons of bad news from others every day?
 
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Deleted member 133545

Guest
Take your airsoft gun, and remember to point it at everything you stare at as if you're playing a videogame. It'll be as easy as one too! (Don't)

How can I stop worrying from tons of bad news from others every day?
Focus on yourself, people can and should hold their own

How Can I go back home..
 
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