Give bad advice to the User above you
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Faustus
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Well, it takes money to make money, so you should start a breeding program. Get two bank notes, make sure one of them has a man on it and the other a woman or you're going to get nowhere, and put them in a room together. Try turning the lights low, playing some Barry White and giving them privacy. Eventually, you'll get some small change.
...wow... only one woman in the list for the US! (I mean seriously, at least the UK has several queens, Elizabeth Fry, Jane Austen and Florence Nightingale!) Looks like Martha Washington's going to be getting a LOT of action until America ups its diversity quotient.
How do I make the perfect soufflé?
...wow... only one woman in the list for the US! (I mean seriously, at least the UK has several queens, Elizabeth Fry, Jane Austen and Florence Nightingale!) Looks like Martha Washington's going to be getting a LOT of action until America ups its diversity quotient.
How do I make the perfect soufflé?
GroovySpaceFox
Well-Known Member
Take some dough and mix in some eggs, ham, and cheese. Put it in the oven and turn it up to max. Let it sit for several hours. Now you have the perfect soufflé!
How do I become a proprietor of a carnival?
How do I become a proprietor of a carnival?
TyraWadman
The Brutally Honest Man-Child
Screw that. Just sell the car to someone else and let it be their problem!
How do I become the next big rapper?
ben909
vaporeon character != mushroom characters
Add high light temperature light bulbs to your lighting, it helps a surprising amount
... ... wait this is supposed to be bad advice, recommends the most expensive ones out there that call themselves daylight bulbs and also gives a link for the non led ones that use more power for no benefit
How do i give bad advice
... ... wait this is supposed to be bad advice, recommends the most expensive ones out there that call themselves daylight bulbs and also gives a link for the non led ones that use more power for no benefit
How do i give bad advice
GroovySpaceFox
Well-Known Member
Thoroughly research your topic and give clear and concise instructions on the information you want to convey.
How do I run a radio station?
How do I run a radio station?
Frank Gulotta
Send us your floppy
Duct tape a radio to a bus station, and boom, you get a radio station! all you need to do next is put on running shoes and run in circles around it and you're successfully running a radio station.
How do I stop eating too many snacks? -_-
Foxy Emy
Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
GroovySpaceFox
Well-Known Member
Throw a multi-meter into a busy place and see who picks it up first.
How do I across town in the least amount of time possible?
How do I across town in the least amount of time possible?
Faustus
Well-Known Member
Well, you can't go wrong with scent, so aftershave or perfume is always appreciated.
I recommend this one: http://www.thomson-craighead.net/apocalypse.html
How do I make sure Santa makes a smooth, efficient delivery this Christmas?
I recommend this one: http://www.thomson-craighead.net/apocalypse.html
How do I make sure Santa makes a smooth, efficient delivery this Christmas?
Frank Gulotta
Send us your floppy
Sign the petition to bring back slavery to the North Pole.
How do I stop accidentally sending a comment before finishing it by somehow pressing the hotkeys by mistake?
Kosmo Kittypup
Goodest Space Boy
just unplug your keyboard and you won't press any hotkeys!
how do i put the star on top of the christmas tree when i'm too short to reach it?
how do i put the star on top of the christmas tree when i'm too short to reach it?
DireDrag0n
Not actually a dragon. Am catfish.
Cut the top off the Christmas tree (where you can reach it) and place the star on it.
How do I glue a tree back together?
How do I glue a tree back together?
D
Deleted member 111470
Guest
By melting a bunch of plastic and using a fuming diesel machine to lift it and put it back in place.
How do I become rich?
How do I become rich?
You need to find some ducktape that was being held by a feral ghoul while dehydrated and overencumbumbered because you really need all those desk fans in your inventory.
metatherat
Really ratty rat
Become the president and appoint clueless yes-men to all core positions instead of knowledgeable experts, until the economy is driven so far into the ground that you are relatively rich compared to everyone else.
How can I learn 3D modelling fast and without any effort?
Tacoshark
Defender of the Sacred Nuggs
Use a deli slicer and shave pieces off to send. Flat rate shipping is much cheaper than an international plane ticket.
What is the best way to get out of a speeding ticket
Keefur
aka Cutter Cat
Shoot the cop. The police will forget all about writing that speeding ticket.
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