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[Yakamaru]

Have a cat sleep on the keyboard. Or bash it with a hammer. Sledgehammer for better and faster results!

Any suggestions on how to deal with this scratch on my foot?

 

[The_biscuits_532]

Have a cat sleep on the keyboard. Or bash it with a hammer. Sledgehammer for better and faster results!

Any suggestions on how to deal with this scratch on my foot?

You don't need that foot

Because lockdown went into effect whilst I was visiting parents, I'm stuck with a slow backup computer for work. Any idea how to get it working faster?

 

[Punk_M0nitor]

Dunk it in water. It conducts electricity, so that should help it run faster

What should I add to my smoothie for lunch?

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

I hear the gray stuff is delicious, so may mercury?

What should I put on my face to get rid of blackheads??

 

[MagnusLucra]

Have you tried mustard and turmeric?

I need advice on how to tell my boss they're micromanaging their employees.

 

[ssaannttoo]

They are doing more micromanaging! They need to put security camera's in every employes' underpants!

I'd like some advice on how to open this chip bag! *Holds up the pesky chip bag.*

 

[Tacoshark]

I have yet to meet a problem dynamite couldn't solve *Warning, will not held responsible for scorched chips or lost limbs*

How can I fit in with the cool kids?

 

[GroovySpaceFox]

Wear suspenders and tell obscure facts about trigonometry.

Where can I find affordable computer parts?

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

A nuclear waste dump, of course! Be sure to wear light, breathable clothing when you look there.

How can I make my cereal taste even better??

 

[Faustus]

Replace milk with blood. (What? I'm a vampire bat!)

Is there a better way to exercise the dog than walking or playing fetch?

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

Yes, just give him these and watch him run real fast, just hopefully not into a tree or a wall!

How long should a turkey cook in an oven? And at what temperature??

 

[Faustus]

How long should a turkey cook in an oven? And at what temperature??

50 degrees for about 30 seconds - don’t want to kill the poor little thing, after all!

where is a good place to photograph sunset?

 

[Foxy Emy]

50 degrees for about 30 seconds - don’t want to kill the poor little thing, after all!

where is a good place to photograph sunset?

From the dark side of the moon.

What should I put in my omlet?

 

[GroovySpaceFox]

Chocolate pudding and mashed potatoes.

How do I play a drum set?

 

[GentleButter]

Take it out on a few dates, have the drum set pay, then ghost it.

How do I do a backflip

 

[ssaannttoo]

You's gotsa do some investing in your stalk market!

 

[Erix]

Whenever you get advice from Santo, take it.

What you asked for bad advice right? x3

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What kind of job should I apply for?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Something that you're experienced in, something that you know you can do better than anybody in your area

What should I have, mango or papaya? If you know this reference I will kiss you.

 

[Raever]

Something that you're experienced in, something that you know you can do better than anybody in your area

I thought this was supposed to be bad advice...?

What should I have, mango or papaya? If you know this reference I will kiss you.

Strawberries. Always strawberries.


Tell me how to get a raise.

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Find a private room.

How can I someone to give me a swiss cake roll?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Ask for a twinkie.

How can I gay?

 

[TheCynicalViet]

Always buy high and sell low. That's the secret to investing stocks.

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Remove the safety warnings from devices because they're for unsafe people and not brilliant people like us.

How do I fondue?

 

[Raever]

Boil mayo and stick something in it.

How do I become apart of the not-alphabet mafia?

 

[ssaannttoo]

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*Nods*

What pet should I get?