Give bad advice to the User above you

[Minerva_Minx]

Of course you should get a beaver! Fun, cute, and infinitely lovable! The wilder the better!

What do we do to get more people interested in this twice necro'd thread?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Make it a religion, start an inquisition.

Who should my god be?

 

[Guifrog]

Peppa Pig

What should I consider before buying a new game console?

 

[Foxridley]

Don't worry about a console that looks beat up. That just ads character.

What car should I get?

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Christine.

Thirsty. Need a drink. What's good?

 

[ssaannttoo]

The blood of the innocent.

Wait, are you telling me there are no innocents left? *Sad demon noises*

 

[Tacoshark]

Dip them in the tears of baptised puppies to wipe them clean of sin......then harvest their blood


What is a good way to use up eggs before they go bad?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Thrown them at the heretics!

What is something I should wear?

 

[sausy1]

"A forum of furries told me to wear this t-shirt, please don't judge"

What video game should I create?

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Mr. Roger's Neighborhood vs Reading Rainbow: Community of Togetherness. Special DLC helpers: Shao Khan and the Terminator

How can I tell someone the problem exists between their keyboard and chair?

 

[ssaannttoo]

... I dont even know what you're asking me. Go to Quora.

How do i come up with a better name?

 

[Faustus]

You could start by fixing your keyboard so that it doesn't type two letters every time you press a key.
...make it type three.

What's the best way to get people to commission me for art?

 

[sausy1]

Point a gun at my head and I'll give you a commission

How do you speak a Romance language without messing up the grammatical gender?

 

[Faustus]

Refer to everybody and everything in the plural.

How can I make my pet aardvark soft again?

 

[sausy1]

Kill it.

But how will you kill it?

 

[Casey Fluffbat]

Kill it with love and affection :>

How to hide if the FBI is after me?

 

[sausy1]

here ya go

How do you get a candy bar?

 

[sausy1]

GOSH DARN IT I HAD THE PERFECT JOKE
just click on the video and go to 31 seconds. =)

 

[Tacoshark]

here ya go

How do you get a candy bar?

With excessive and indiscriminate force against children that don't deserve it

How can I get Senpai to notice me?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Wear a cone of shame.

What can I do to end this back pain?

 

[The_biscuits_532]

Wear a cone of shame.

What can I do to end this back pain?

Get rid of your back, duh

How do I come up with a compelling narrative to write about?

 

[ssaannttoo]

You should invest all of your money in hobos. Then you will seem important to people and you might get a good story.

How do i fit this, in this?

 

[GroovySpaceFox]

You have to secure them to the item. It is located at the place.

How do I build a house?

 

[Jaredthefox92]

You have to overcharge your plasma gun in order to burn through heavy armor. It's capacitor can take it!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Walk around bare foot, its the way got intended it