The cutest derg
That sounds horrifying, but amazing at the same time!I asked Transformer, because yaay, procedural generation :3
Gargath the anthro leech, who likes to suck the blood out of your face before he licks your face clean. The best thing about this guy is that he has the ability to make your face turn purple, as well as an ability to turn the blood that flows into your eyes into the color of your choice.
You get a pet cat, (good luck)