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Give the user above you a weapon of mass destruction

RealLargeHeadMegaMind

Man of science! Intelligence! And good looks!
A crowbar!
With this weapon, one can brutally beat their enemies to bits
One can pry open doors where countless civilians are hiding
You can do cool tricks with it!
 
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Yakamaru

Spookdogg
You get a very, very high IQ and a high level of charisma.

And an ego the size of a solar system with the density of a dying sun.
 
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Faustus

Well-Known Member
Here's a skunk's butthole.
No wait, that's a weapon of musk eruption.
Give me a while, I'll figure it out eventually.
 
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KibaTheWolf

Guest
Scottland the brave earrape- it is so loud it can destroy reality itself, since a sound over 1100 decibels will create a black hole
 

MatchaDog

Avid matcha consumer
You get a toddler the size of the Eiffel tower.

Will probably try to chew on anything and everything. Fairly slobbery, but still very destructive.
 

Yakamaru

Spookdogg
A controller that does random damage to people.
 

Kit H. Ruppell

Exterminieren! Exterminieren!
*Hands you the Index*
 

Yakamaru

Spookdogg
The power to exterminate at will.
 
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KibaTheWolf

Guest
bro yall have don-? LOL JK im gonna be honest, i would feel weird talkin about my d_ck with friends casually ;w;
 
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KibaTheWolf

Guest
oh we are talking about d_ck? OK SO MINE IS- (never. just no! get your mind out of the gutter, me!)
 
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