good experience, bad experience

[seven207]

ok, here's how it works: you post an event and a good experience, and the next person posts a bad experience. like so:

woman goes on a date.

"i just had the best night of my life! he was sensitive, smart, funny... we connected on so many different levels. i'd love to go out with him again!"

"i think i just dated a gay man."

get it? just remember that it has to be the same basic event, no matter how different the actual events were.

i'll start:
guy goes to the grocery store.

"they were so nice. lines were empty, the meat was cut exactly the way i wanted it, and the baggers packed everything just so i could lift it without having a million bags."

 

[Badballs]

"It was all going well until the cucumbers came to life and molested me. I did get a discount, though. Then my bag split and my stuff went everywhere.
Then the bag molested me."

 

[lobosabio]

"Fortunately I got everything for free after that. Shame I don't shop there anymore."

 

[Jarz]

"because my car broke down and is too far to go walking"

 

[Ride_the_Lightning]

"But a friend of mine was in the neighborhood and decided to give me a lift"

 

[Monak]

this going to turn into add a sentence to the story real fast.

 

[seven207]

"but he drove us into the gang end of town and we got carjacked..."

 

[seven207]

this going to turn into add a sentence to the story real fast.

actually, i intended it to work differently, but this is what we came up with. oh well. anyhoo:

"but then the sucker crashed it and got caught..."