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Nicky The Husky
Guest
The only joke I know is the price of gas amiright? *Ba dum tss*
I do not approve of this joke..
I do not approve of this joke..
AzuraIsAxel
New Member
got some, but in spanish, like:
- *Pedro came back to his house
Pedro: Mom, in the class they call me a Policeman
Mom: Why is that?
Pedro: Hey, here it's me who make the questions!
Don't know if you like it ...
- *Pedro came back to his house
Pedro: Mom, in the class they call me a Policeman
Mom: Why is that?
Pedro: Hey, here it's me who make the questions!
Don't know if you like it ...
Strangeguy32000
Dack Remus Applewold
A skeleton was in a band once, guess what instrument he played.
Go on guess
Guess
Guess guess guess.
A tromBONE
Wah-wah-waaaah
Go on guess
Guess
Guess guess guess.
A tromBONE
Wah-wah-waaaah
Jason Forestfox
Hello ^-^
"Grandpa, why don't you have any life insurance?"
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Grandpa:"So you can all be really sad when I die."
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Grandpa:"So you can all be really sad when I die."
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Saylor
Guest
Q: How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they just beat the room for being black.
A: None, they just beat the room for being black.
Kiara Everfrost
Mew :3
All I know are dirty jokes.... My friends are perves
Kiara Everfrost
Mew :3
Lol I feel you dude. So is everyone ok with a dirty joke?
Kiara Everfrost
Mew :3
What did the hurricane say to the oak tree??
Hold onto your nut, this isn't an ordinary blowjob
Hold onto your nut, this isn't an ordinary blowjob
MissKarotStix
Just a Sea Slug
There was a man who had three daughters.
His first daughter came up to him one day and asked, "Daddy, why did you name me Daisy?"
He replied, "Because when you were born, a daisy landed on your head and so we named you Daisy."
His second daughter came up and asked, "Daddy, why did you name me Rose?"
He replied, "Because when you were born, a Rose landed on your head and so we named you Rose."
His third daughter came up and asked, "Herp derp durr hurhurhur!"
He replied, "SHUT UP, Brick!"
His first daughter came up to him one day and asked, "Daddy, why did you name me Daisy?"
He replied, "Because when you were born, a daisy landed on your head and so we named you Daisy."
His second daughter came up and asked, "Daddy, why did you name me Rose?"
He replied, "Because when you were born, a Rose landed on your head and so we named you Rose."
His third daughter came up and asked, "Herp derp durr hurhurhur!"
He replied, "SHUT UP, Brick!"
Kiara Everfrost
Mew :3
Omg my friend told my that one! Except he said cinder block instead of brick XD
Kiara Everfrost
Mew :3
Lol thanks. I know quite a few dirty pick up lines as well
MissKarotStix
Just a Sea Slug
I just remembered one more but it's racist so hold on to your soapbox:
Why can't a Chinese couple have a white baby?
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Because two Wongs don't make a white!
I'll show myself out.
Why can't a Chinese couple have a white baby?
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Because two Wongs don't make a white!
I'll show myself out.
AzuraIsAxel
New Member
some of you heard this one on skype, but i'll put here for all
so, a man and his soon went fishing on a boat, and when they came back to home, the mom of the child saw that he had a purple eye and she ask why his son had this eye purple
so, the chid said,
"it was a moskito"
and mom: "oh, did the moskito bite you?"
the child: "no!, he didn't, dad kill the moskito with the rowing/paddle"
so, a man and his soon went fishing on a boat, and when they came back to home, the mom of the child saw that he had a purple eye and she ask why his son had this eye purple
so, the chid said,
"it was a moskito"
and mom: "oh, did the moskito bite you?"
the child: "no!, he didn't, dad kill the moskito with the rowing/paddle"
Samandriel Morningstar
The Morningstar
An Elephant stumbles upon a naked man.
The Elephant looks down at the man and asks.
How can you breath out of that little thing?
The Elephant looks down at the man and asks.
How can you breath out of that little thing?
marisgard
Icy Dragon
Mind on sharing?
Kiara Everfrost
Mew :3
Hey girl. You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Because I know exactly what that pussy needs
Samandriel Morningstar
The Morningstar
Holy crap.
Samandriel Morningstar
The Morningstar
Pickup line:
You should head to the museum to be locked up with the rest of the priceless pieces of artwork.
You should head to the museum to be locked up with the rest of the priceless pieces of artwork.
Kiara Everfrost
Mew :3
I'm gonna do you like I do my homework. Slam you on the desk and do you all night long
Kiara Everfrost
Mew :3
That one is actually pretty good
Kiara Everfrost
Mew :3
Lol yeah that's what my friend did at lunch one day. That was a fun day...