Great Inventors of the FAF

[Punji]

Create a wondrous invention to sell and make your millions! What could possibly go wrong?

Suggested rules: Not actually useful, must seem like it's supposed to be.

This one came to me in a dream. A children's toy shaped like a pink plastic walker with wheels and a tray on the top. It picks up spaghetti noodles off the floor and carries them up to the tray for the child's consumption. Patent pending!

 

[Nexus Cabler]

A refrigerator that comments what you are taking out of it, putting in, and striking up a conversation when you spend over a 20 seconds looking for something.

It comes in a variety of accents, Canadian, Australian, Scottish, British, Irish etc

Still in development, and undergoing testing

 

[TyraWadman]

A refrigerator that comments what you are taking out of it, putting in, and striking up a conversation when you spend over a 20 seconds looking for something.

It comes in a variety of accents, Canadian, Australian, Scottish, British, Irish etc

Still in development, and undergoing testing

I want one.
It's like a personal dietician living in my home, ready to call me a fatass and remind me to stick to my diet!

 

[Kope]

An ATM that automatically buys random objects so that no matter how much money you put in it will always say 0$ is available to withdraw

 

[Pomorek]

A small drone that can fly around and light and extinguish candles at your command. For when your smart home needs more cozy feel!

 

[Foxridley]

A washing machine that folds your clothes before you put them in the dryer.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

DOM-INO'S IS COMING TO LIFE

 

[ssaannttoo]

Shoes that moan when you take a step. turn heads and start conversation with these shoes, 100% guaranteed to get you laid. only by men, sorry straight boys.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Shoes that moan when you take a step. turn heads and start conversation with these shoes, 100% guaranteed to get you laid. only by men, sorry straight boys.

"100% guaranteed to get you laid" - uhh the shoes aren't the ones doing the laying right?

 

[ssaannttoo]

"100% guaranteed to get you laid" - uhh the shoes aren't the ones doing the laying right?

Those are the sister company, dom boots.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Those are the sister company, dom boots.

My dog tried to chew on those once... didn't end well

 

[Faustus]

Well, if you can't get a pair of those boots that get you laid, I've invented a pair that'll help you masturbate.
I'm calling them jackboots.

 

[Yakamaru]

Shoes that moan when you take a step. turn heads and start conversation with these shoes, 100% guaranteed to get you laid. only by men, sorry straight boys.

*starts violently step dancing*

I will invent a phone that behaves like your ex: Stalks all your social media. Backhanded comments that your current boyfriend/girlfriend is a thot. Whines about why you're not talking to it anymore. Calls your mom on occasion just to complain and say it misses you. +++

 

[Chad Firepaws]

AH HA HA HA I HAVE NO RELATIONSHIPS YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME

 

[Faustus]

AH HA HA HA I HAVE NO RELATIONSHIPS YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME

Really? In that case, try my new medicine!
It's a laxative that also makes you fancy your own mother!
I'm calling it 'Jocastor Oil'.

 

[ssaannttoo]

A door mat that moans when you step on it. Keeps those pesky neighbors away.

 

[ssaannttoo]

THread autopost machine!