Haikus

[Cocobanana]

This FA journal, which gives anyone who comments a free haiku, inspired me to make a thread about haikus: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6875026/

There are many problems today that could be solved through the entertaining and meaningful combination of words. If our president was able to use one haiku per speech, the number of lives he'd be saving would chart in the billions. Sushi would also make the world a better place if more people had access to them. Do North Koreans like sushi?

What other Japanese words do you know?

 

[PlusThirtyOne]

i regret my post
i can not count syllables
i have shamed myself

 

[Astrium]

A haiku about Mario Kart:

Who threw that blue shell?
Are you fucking kidding me?
I will fuck you up.

 

[WolfNightV4X1]

Kawaii desu
My kokoro goes doki
Please be my waifu

 

[Distorted]

I look to sora
And in stars, I see your face
Shining with beauty

 

[LizardKing]

What other Japanese words do you know?

desu desu chan
desu desu desu chan
desu desu chan

 

[Zop]

hitler nigger fag
nine-eleven dead babies
ur mom is a cunt

 

[Blackberry Polecat]

A haiku about Mario Kart:

Who threw that blue shell?
Are you fucking kidding me?
I will fuck you up.

It's snowing on Mt Fuji.

 

[Cocobanana]

It's snowing on Mt Fuji.

Since you were the second person to refer to Mt Fuji (not the second person in this thread but someone on FA said it as well), I had to assume it was a video game or show reference. I looked it up, and it's from an unfunny late era game grumps episode. My appreciation of haikus lie in their simplicity as I'm forced to include the most valuable information in a tiny space. If I had known about the stupid meme then I probably would have picked a different kind of poetry project.

 

[Blackberry Polecat]

(You're more annoyed by a joke than Zop's hitler cunt haiku up there?)

Fine, I'll try one:

Memes are not welcome
Grumps should be ashamed of this
Cocobanana

:3

Srsly: haikus are pretty. We covered them briefly in primary school, but the teacher never explained why they are 5-7-5 or to appreciate simple things.

 

[Cocobanana]

Heart of Grumps is gone
RaptorJon were perfect pair
Now they swallow loads

 

[WolfNightV4X1]

Do I enjoy them?
Sure why wouldn't I?
Make shit sound smarter

 

[Blackberry Polecat]

Kid or squid? They ask
Both forms are enjoyable
Fuck Call of Duty

 

[Luki]

Learning Japanese
Be mistaken for weaboo
Cuts deeper than swords

...

:c

 

[Astrium]

Learning Japanese
Be mistaken for weaboo
Cuts deeper than swords

...

:c

The second line has eight syllables.

 

[Luki]

The second line has eight syllables.

Such a tragedy
It's actually spelled weeaboo
Failed my ancestors

 

[Llamapotamus]

It's quite unfortu
I keep running out of syl
CHRIST, THIS IS RETAR