Leave lots of comments (good comments, mind you, not spam), and have a crop of a really well-drawn picture that you drew as an avatar. The well-drawn avatar is what gets me to click out of curiosity, and seeing that it was drawn by the user themselves is what gets me to not close the tab in disgust.
Make a journal implying you like to... ah... "play" with dogs. That will get you LOTS of attention. >:3
WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK
Hey mods, admins, etc. When someone admits to fucking dogs on FA they get a ban as per rules. Can we get this guy banned here and on the mainsite?