HEY EVERYONE, HECKLER & KOCH IS BACK, GO SHOWER HIM WITH UNWANTED ATTENTION

[Aden]

Not anymore

whatever you say, bro

 

[Mentova]

Mister H&K Im interested in knowing who you are and what fine products you sell

I am a salesman for HK trying to appeal to the untapped furry market.

Would you like to test fire one of our fine USPs? Maybe an SL8? MP5A5?

 

[Corto]

Nah I'm more of a G36 kinda person.

 

[Aleu]

I am a salesman for HK trying to appeal to the untapped furry market.

Would you like to test fire one of our fine USPs? Maybe an SL8? MP5A5?

I knew you couldn't resist my attraction. 8)

 

[Mentova]

Nah I'm more of a G36 kinda person.

I would do terrible things to get a chance to fire one of those.

 

[Bobskunk]

Not anymore, I'm just bored as shit so I felt like posting here again.

i like your fox murrsona

 

[Corto]

So when can I expect this shipment of underpriced weapons to arrive at my secret lair?

 

[Mentova]

So when can I expect this shipment of underpriced weapons to arrive at my secret lair?

About a few weeks. Your GMGs had to be back ordered.

 

[Pine]

c'mon kids, you don't want to be using a thread as a chat room. Ya'll actin' like knuckleheads now...

 

[Mentova]

c'mon kids, you don't want to be using a thread as a chat room. Ya'll actin' like knuckleheads now...

I will do as I please.

 

[Isen]

Well isn't this something

 

[Mentova]

Well isn't this something

If by something you mean something terrible than yes.

 

[Isen]

Well I was trying to do some sort of "principle of charity" type thing

buuuuut yeah

 

[Mentova]

Well I was trying to do some sort of "principle of charity" type thing

buuuuut yeah

I was just making a joke at the fact that a lot of people think I'm terrible. :V

 

[Corto]

But H&K! You are not terrible! What does this mean!

 

[Isen]

Yeah ok.

My relationship with you is non-existent/neutral, but you seem okay I suppose.

 

[Corto]

(I was joking, HK. You are terrible.)

 

[Mentova]

But H&K! You are not terrible! What does this mean!

It is a paradox.

Yeah ok.

My relationship with you is non-existent/neutral, but you seem okay I suppose.

You also seem like an ok person.

 

[Willow]

I feel like I should be celebrating this or something, but I'm not in the mood to do it.

 

[Isen]

You also seem like an ok person.

Well I am glad we agree.

What a pleasant exchange.

 

[Mentova]

Well I am glad we agree.

What a pleasant exchange.

Yes, indeed it was.

 

[Jashwa]

I feel like I should be celebrating this or something, but I'm not in the mood to do it.

Use the headache excuse, willow :V

 

[footfoe]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! H&K i missed you so much. I love you, i need you, please please talk to me!

 

[CynicalCirno]

No matter how it's old
The UZI is arguably the most popular and top selling submachine gun in the world
Regardless if it's for the mafia, for terrorists, for special op units or for random fags who think they can actually shoot

Though now we start to use the Micro-Tavor. Would be better.

 

[3picFox]

I'll take a few hundred thousand M8's, our troops could use some decent weapons.