HEY EVERYONE, HECKLER & KOCH IS BACK, GO SHOWER HIM WITH UNWANTED ATTENTION

[Mentova]

No matter how it's old
The UZI is arguably the most popular and top selling submachine gun in the world
Regardless if it's for the mafia, for terrorists, for special op units or for random fags who think they can actually shoot

Though now we start to use the Micro-Tavor. Would be better.

I highly doubt the Uzi is the most popular and top selling SMG in the world.

However I will agree that the Tavor is a sexy firearm and I would love to grope one.

I'll take a few hundred thousand M8's, our troops could use some decent weapons.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[CannonFodder]

But H&K! You are not terrible! What does this mean!

"Oh my god! It's a double rainbow! double rainbow! double rainbow! What does this mean it's so bright! so tense! so vivid! It's a double rainbow all the way!"
:V

Glad to see you back heckler, we missed you.

 

[Mentova]

"Oh my god! It's a double rainbow! double rainbow! double rainbow! What does this mean it's so bright! so tense! so vivid! It's a double rainbow all the way!"
:V

Glad to see you back heckler, we missed you.

Thank you for that comment and reminding me about double rainbow.

DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY 'CROSS THE SKY! YEAAAHAAAHEEAAH SO INTENSE!

 

[Usarise]

H&K is back? Ummmm.....

we should throw a party?

 

[CynicalCirno]

I highly doubt the Uzi is the most popular and top selling SMG in the world.

However I will agree that the Tavor is a sexy firearm and I would love to grope one.

" From the 1960s through the 1980s, Uzi submachine guns were sold to more military and police markets than any other submachine gun ever made."
Old gun.

Though, what is so special in H&K over american or russian made weaponary? We use a lot of russian made weaponary, also the AK-47 for special task forces.
MP5 loses in muzzle velocity to the TAR21, for example. Though, I will still prefer the other models of Tavor such as STAR21(MARKSMEN SHIP WOOHOO)

Well, Israel's speciality is in BIG weapons not in firearms.

 

[Atrak]

Anyone have a background story for this?

Heck: "Wanna yiff?"

EveryFemaleFurry: "No :V ."

EveryMaleFurry: "Yes, please."

Heck: "I'm straight! I'm straight!"

EveryMaleFurry: "Sure you are." *yiffyiffyiff*

 

[Attaman]

Heck: "Wanna yiff?"

EveryFemaleFurry: "No :V ."

EveryMaleFurry: "Yes, please."

Heck: "I'm straight! I'm straight!"

EveryMaleFurry: "Sure you are." *yiffyiffyiff*

You forgot the "no homo", "I'm not a Furry", and the "And then Heckler had a Cumslot Fox 'Sona."

 

[Mentova]

Heck: "Wanna yiff?"

EveryFemaleFurry: "No :V ."

EveryMaleFurry: "Yes, please."

Heck: "I'm straight! I'm straight!"

EveryMaleFurry: "Sure you are." *yiffyiffyiff*

You forgot the "no homo", "I'm not a Furry", and the "And then Heckler had a Cumslot Fox 'Sona."

I hate you.

 

[CynicalCirno]

I hate you.

You can't deny the truth.

We remember you before you left.

How you turned furry and gay.

 

[Attaman]

I hate you.

We're Marylanders, "hate" is our default.

 

[Mentova]

We're Marylanders, "hate" is our default.

Good point.

But I am not a gay cumslut damnit

 

[Icky]

seriously, why does this thread have six pages? he's just another user who took a break and came back

 

[CynicalCirno]

seriously, why does this thread have six pages? he's just another user who took a break and came back

He is an important user to the

gay cumslut damnit

community.

 

[mystery_penguin]

Bad Ben, BAD.
Give yourself an infraction now :V

Welcome back Heckler... I guess...
I actually did miss your avatar though.

 

[Attaman]

But I am not a gay cumslut damnit

But you may be one of the two? Good to know. Poll tiem folks: Is it the Gay or Cumslut part H&K denies?

o Gay
o Cumslut

[Submit]

 

[Mentova]

But you may be one of the two? Good to know. Poll tiem folks: Is it the Gay or Cumslut part H&K denies?

o Gay
o Cumslut

[Submit]

I am neither of those.

 

[Elessara]

Retarded thread is retarded.