It would be even more joyous if your cat had hurled two feet! Hell, I'd be impressed....slightly concerned, but impressed.
And my compliments on your nick- definitely one of the more....interesting (volatile, painting of really bad visuals, reminder of what Taco Bell and Starbucks does to me) ones I've encountered out there. Coffee?
Welcome to the forums, and do enjoy your stay. You seem like an odd one...I think we'll get along just fine.