How did you die?!?!
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Verin Asper
The Smart Idiot
Tank...L4D
SQUASHED ME
SQUASHED ME
Zero_Point
Member
TF2:
Fuckin' Win-bombs
Pyros out of nowhere
Lagging Snipers who head-shot me when I'm well behind something
Scouts who somehow manage to bat me to death when I have them in Sasha's cross-hairs the whole time
Fuckin' Win-bombs
Pyros out of nowhere
Lagging Snipers who head-shot me when I'm well behind something
Scouts who somehow manage to bat me to death when I have them in Sasha's cross-hairs the whole time
indrora
sqrt(-1)/0 *universe crashes*
TF2: headshots, headshots, headshots. Mostly from wallhacking clients on VAC servers. Never knew you could shoot through the metal panels on 2fort's sniper nests. Along with spies that somehow facestab you and get a crit, spies that uncloak and your sentry doesnt see them, sentries that blow up randomly and cause SPLASH DAMAGE (wtf?) sentry fire killing you (in solviet russia, sentry fire kills YOU!) along with sentries not working properly when a spy sits in front of them (they dont see a damn thing)
HL2DM: Killbox-final. Tourney. i get 357-sniped from UNDERNEATH.
Quake 3: how do i count the ways... being smashed in mid air, leaping off a cliff to die on a jumppad, etc.
CS:S: FACESTABBED by a BOT. grrrr.
HL2DM: Killbox-final. Tourney. i get 357-sniped from UNDERNEATH.
Quake 3: how do i count the ways... being smashed in mid air, leaping off a cliff to die on a jumppad, etc.
CS:S: FACESTABBED by a BOT. grrrr.
Halo 3: Got stuck in the face(Was blue) and then was horribly sniped a second later(Sniper got the kill).
My step-brother nearly choked on his own spit. The whole party was laughing, me included.
Basically, OMGWTFLOL-death.
My step-brother nearly choked on his own spit. The whole party was laughing, me included.
Basically, OMGWTFLOL-death.
KiloCharlie
Tastes Like You Only Sweeter
Conker's bad fur day (N64) i got smashed by a giant dung beetle while a ball of poo up a mountain of poo so i could open a gate and defeat a boss made of poo and sings songs about poo... i have to defeat the boss with toilet paper...
KypDurron23
Teh Emo Thundah!
SW: The Force Unleashed for the Wii;
was fighting my friend, we had the wiimote lightsaber attachments on.
I whacked my friend by accident with the "light saber" (that's how into it we got XP).
Friend flinches and, consequently, force-pushes me into the sarlacc pit.
was fighting my friend, we had the wiimote lightsaber attachments on.
I whacked my friend by accident with the "light saber" (that's how into it we got XP).
Friend flinches and, consequently, force-pushes me into the sarlacc pit.
Chessy-Vix
Member
was playing call of duty 3 in wall mart and some random person came up, slapped my ass and squezzed hard... Turned around to see someone running away, heard some german on the game yell something followed by a grenade explosion.... pissed off does not describe how mad I was.
Nylak
Angry Otter
Oblivion for PS3.
First sit-down for the game, I stole myself a horse and headed out, and got attacked by a wolf while dismounted. The damn horse started attacking the wolf that was chasing me, and in the process ended up killing me. Not the wolf. The horse. Took me a long time to get over my terror of the damn horses to get another one. >_>
First sit-down for the game, I stole myself a horse and headed out, and got attacked by a wolf while dismounted. The damn horse started attacking the wolf that was chasing me, and in the process ended up killing me. Not the wolf. The horse. Took me a long time to get over my terror of the damn horses to get another one. >_>
KiloCharlie
Tastes Like You Only Sweeter
lol
have you experienced the ps3 oblivion 'floor glich' yet? when an item you drop falls straight through the floor and re-appears elseware in the game... a friend of mine dropped an akaviri katana and the floor glich kicked in... later, he was in a town and an akaviri katana fell through the sky and landed on a guards head killing him... then he [my friend] was confronted for killing a guard!!! he couldn't pay the fine so they fought... i think my friend ownzed the guards ass though... but still funny...
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Sam
Member
GTA Sanandreas: I was wandering around the forest when sasquatch kills me. No one believed me at the time, because the game had just come out.
Halo3: I'm trying to kill my friends with my rocket launcher, when he pulls out his sniper and shoots the rocket shell that I shot at him right out of the air!!! I had ran away feeling confident when he just comes up and snipes me in the face!
Left 4 Dead: I was running from a tank and I had no health left, so I run into the saferoom and close the door. I thought I was safe until the tank came in and punched me clear across the room! ( Odd thing is, when I play with my friends, the tank always comes after me, and that usually when I play as Louis... Never as Zoey, Francis or Bill. Coincidence? I'll let you decide. )
Halo3: I'm trying to kill my friends with my rocket launcher, when he pulls out his sniper and shoots the rocket shell that I shot at him right out of the air!!! I had ran away feeling confident when he just comes up and snipes me in the face!
Left 4 Dead: I was running from a tank and I had no health left, so I run into the saferoom and close the door. I thought I was safe until the tank came in and punched me clear across the room! ( Odd thing is, when I play with my friends, the tank always comes after me, and that usually when I play as Louis... Never as Zoey, Francis or Bill. Coincidence? I'll let you decide. )
TehSean
weasyl.com/profile/naoki
We were playing a Versus Mode Left 4 Dead round and my friend died in the safe room upon spawning for our turn as survivors. Glitches are cool. Especially game-breaking ones like that. In Versus mode, the respawn system for survivors is disabled because of the way the scoring system is set up (tallying the number of live survivors and remaining HP as the score).
So. Yup. Dead in the safe room for no fucking reason.
So. Yup. Dead in the safe room for no fucking reason.
Lukar
Durrgon
Sounds funny. If only someone YouTube'd it...
Tales of Symphonia 2: In the Temple of Lightning, I saved (It was a green save spot, so all my party members were healed completely) and went through the northern door in one room. In the next room, I fought.... I think it was three bats and something else. I attacked a bat, and it attacked me afterwards while stunning me at the same time. Before I could move again, it had attacked me a million times and killed me. I was pissed.
Ecs Wolfie
Hiding the fact he's a husky
GTA : SA
Well, Let's just say I was running from the cops, Along with shooting at them and they got me down to a really low health bracket, I decided to blow up a car... I got killed by the hood when it landed on me. X3
Well, Let's just say I was running from the cops, Along with shooting at them and they got me down to a really low health bracket, I decided to blow up a car... I got killed by the hood when it landed on me. X3
TheComet
DJ Comet
In WoW...apparently I pissed off a group of newbies enough killing the guards in IronForge...they came at me in a raid group of lvl 5-30's.
I killed them all, but watching a group of 15-20 some-odd players die to AOE never loses it's hilarity :3
...I was then mind controlled into punching the city's leader...oh man.
I killed them all, but watching a group of 15-20 some-odd players die to AOE never loses it's hilarity :3
...I was then mind controlled into punching the city's leader...oh man.
X
The Monster Under Your Bed
halo 3; i was playing at a friends house, he shot a rocket at me, i threw a bubble shield, the rocket killed him, the shield had not even deployed yet!!
halo 3; my friend was hiding in a box, right on the wall, his arm was sticking through the outside (lol) i had the energy sword, cut towards his arm, and it went through the box, killing him.
cod4; my friend was in prone with the sniper rifle aiming at my chest, i had the shotgun, i charged him, jumped OVER HIS BULLET! and ruptured his skull with buckshot. hilarious.
oh me dying >.>
tf2; some demoman stickybomb'd their teams "plans" i grabbed it, ran past him, got half way out of the fort, and exploded x_X
halo 3; my friend was hiding in a box, right on the wall, his arm was sticking through the outside (lol) i had the energy sword, cut towards his arm, and it went through the box, killing him.
cod4; my friend was in prone with the sniper rifle aiming at my chest, i had the shotgun, i charged him, jumped OVER HIS BULLET! and ruptured his skull with buckshot. hilarious.
oh me dying >.>
tf2; some demoman stickybomb'd their teams "plans" i grabbed it, ran past him, got half way out of the fort, and exploded x_X
Enigmaticat
Oh Boy!
Death by knock out. Playing Soul Calibur 3 I was pushed off the edge. So I returned the favor and used Vader to lift my opponent and throw him off.
CaptainCool
Lady of the lake
the lag in SSBB kills me...
that and cheesewolf^^
that and cheesewolf^^
Kuekuatsheu
Member
~_~
got triple om nom nom'd by the boss in the Great Bay Temple in Majoras Mask, since it takes 2 hearths per nom and I only had 6... do the math
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Crazy lemming
New Member
STALKER: the good one
was tormenting some guy who was round a corner by shooting him with my shotgun from like, 20 miles away, I was just wasting ammo then i just random went "blegh!" and died because his friends with VLA special magic 1 hit kill guns snuck up behind me
another time I threw a grenade that hit the wall and landed on me and I didnt notice
was tormenting some guy who was round a corner by shooting him with my shotgun from like, 20 miles away, I was just wasting ammo then i just random went "blegh!" and died because his friends with VLA special magic 1 hit kill guns snuck up behind me
another time I threw a grenade that hit the wall and landed on me and I didnt notice