how many ways can you die?

[Shadow Wolf]

Being run over by a steamroller
Smothering
Burning to death

 

[KalinaEllenberg]

Having your neck sliced open by the blade on the end of a iceskate

Two Words: Avada Kedavra (Can't believe no one said it yet)

 

[sgolem]

Head stuck in deep fryer. Believe me, it wasn't fun.

 

[Dyluck]

I think it all comes down to either heart stopping or brain dying

One leads to the other.

Two Words: Avada Kedavra (Can't believe no one said it yet)

If you die in the book, you don't die for real. T_T

 

[Иван]

getting a pipe inserted into your windpipe and having air pumped in until your lungs exploded

pouring molten lead down your throat

being buried alive in a coffin and either suffocating or drowning in your own excrement

I modify my last post: being cut in half while hanging upside down so you would remain concious of your condition until the saw came to your vitals

(edited for spelling)

 

[Dyluck]

being buried alive in a coffin and either suffocating or drowning in your own excrement

I read buried alive as burned alive and I was like, "wouldn't you die from the burning and not need to wait to suffocate?"

PS: You would either suffocate or die from dehydration from being buried alive long before you had to worry about excrement piling up so thick around you that you could drown in it. =/

 

[Tycho]

PS: You would either suffocate or die from dehydration from being buried alive long before you had to worry about excrement piling up so thick around you that you could drown in it. =/

There would also have to be something in there with which your body could produce enough... OK, screw this, too gross, not going there anymore. Death by poo >_<

 

[nurematsu]

Being eaten

 

[Иван]

being put in a coffin, slashed repeatedly, and tossed in a hole to drown in your own blood

 

[nurematsu]

Having your throat slashed deeply by a shovel then left to drown as your lungs fill up with your own blood

 

[SoulEmber]

Jumping in front of a train as it pulls into the station, jumping off a tall building, asphyxiation (yay for the fancy term!), taking a crossbow bolt to the eye, eaten alive, skinned alive, someone hitting the bone in your nose just right so it lodges in your brain, and rat poison.

 

[Иван]

how about having your throat slashed then having acid poured into the hole?
let's assume it's not a very corrosive acid, so you'd drown in it while feeling the burning

 

[OnyxVulpine]

I think it all comes down to either heart stopping or brain dying

One leads to the other.

Whatever is being listed leads to one, and you aren't fully dead unless both stop.

-Onyx

 

[eternal_flare]

-stimulant consecutive ejaculation.
-Hung drawn and quarter^_^
-Being monopolized by me...

 

[Иван]

-Being monopolized by me...

Do I want to know?

 

[Azure]

You could always suddenly materialize as a whale 300 miles above the surface of a planet, and plummet to your death while simultaneously attempting to rationalize your first few moments of existence, only to have it end shortly after it began.

 

[Иван]

You could get fed to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal

 

[Esplender]

Die from an overdose of gayness from reading this list. Glad I got an anti-fag suit.

 

[Kimmerset]

How many ways can you die? One. After that, you're dead.

Huzzah. <3

 

[Arc]

Being healed to death by a Paladin.
:3

 

[Slayn]

being run over by a zamboni and that has got to be one of the funniest deaths ever

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getting stabbed by a hallepeno on a shtick

 

[Digitalpotato]

Watch faces of death if you don't know how many ways you can die.

 

[Aden]

Hokay, how about this: IV in your artery, route it down your throat and into your lungs, die from suffocation. Whoo!

 

[Rilvor]

Flailed to death by being locked in a small area with an epileptic bear and a strobe light

 

[Kirbizard]

Laughing your head off. Literally. <(>_o)>