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how many ways can you die?

Kajet

Member
Skin diving with gas tanks you stole from a dentist
Renting a basement apartment in venice
Wearing clown shoes while walking through a minefield at night
Getting a life size tattoo, of someone your height
Mistaking a python for your favorite tie
Hang gliding at night on the fourth of july
Having a bowling ball dropped on your head
Mooning some cannibals who haven't been fed
Teasing some scots for wearing their kilt
Approaching a shopper while walking on stilts
Swimming with sharks while wearing a suit made of meat
Flashing yourself to a hippo in heat
Slapping the head of a bald drunken sailor
And telling your date's burly dad "Five bucks says I nail her."
 
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Tycho

Guest
Being Hanged, drawn and quartered. (Look it up, it's really nifty!)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanged,_drawn_and_quartered
 

SoulEmber

New Member
Getting a nosebleed after a night of much partying and drowning in your blood

Having your bladder burst

Having an eagle drop a tortoise on your head (mistaking your head for a rock)

Having a conductor's staff driven through your foot and the wound getting infected
 
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Tycho

Guest
Attempting to recreate Christopher Walken's "Weapon of Choice" dance in an active lumbermill while drunk.
 

Kajet

Member
Pissing a guy off so much he deflorates you with a broadsword.
Getting smacked in the FACE with a molotov cocktail.
Blood transfusion... with sulfuric acid.
Live electrical wires to the teeth or IN/UP the genitalia.
Sharpened cattle branding iron, to the gut.


This is a great thread for when you're pissed.
 

Kimmerset

Banned
Banned
Practice North American St. Patty's Day tradition in Ireland. Green beer and all.

;)
 

BritFoxx

The Hat Man
Spontaneous combustion
'Knowing too much' <_<
 

Xipoid

Cameras
Every method of death can be simplified into "object A is in the wrong place", so just let your imagination run wild.
 

Иван

New Member
Xipoid said:
Every method of death can be simplified into "object A is in the wrong place", so just let your imagination run wild.

How about malnutrition and dehydration fromspending all your waking life on the internet?
 
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