Skin diving with gas tanks you stole from a dentist
Renting a basement apartment in venice
Wearing clown shoes while walking through a minefield at night
Getting a life size tattoo, of someone your height
Mistaking a python for your favorite tie
Hang gliding at night on the fourth of july
Having a bowling ball dropped on your head
Mooning some cannibals who haven't been fed
Teasing some scots for wearing their kilt
Approaching a shopper while walking on stilts
Swimming with sharks while wearing a suit made of meat
Flashing yourself to a hippo in heat
Slapping the head of a bald drunken sailor
And telling your date's burly dad "Five bucks says I nail her."
Pissing a guy off so much he deflorates you with a broadsword.
Getting smacked in the FACE with a molotov cocktail.
Blood transfusion... with sulfuric acid.
Live electrical wires to the teeth or IN/UP the genitalia.
Sharpened cattle branding iron, to the gut.
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