Batty Krueger
DJ Nailbunny
So your saying I should use a condom?
How would you react to aliens?
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Magick
Posing school graduate
Put some trojan armor on the trojan
Ricky
Well-Known Member
Yeah, you don't want to get the alien prego -- you'd create a new species :\
Harbinger
The Last of Us.
Wouldn't be surprised, its stupid to think only earth in the entirety off everything has life on it.
I'd be pretty happy though to see them, my hope would that there would be an exchange in technology, learning cleaner and more efficient ways of energy from each other. I would also try to teach them the Forerunner mantle of preserving all life in the hopes that i would have an army of uber conservationist aliens at my side.
I'd be pretty happy though to see them, my hope would that there would be an exchange in technology, learning cleaner and more efficient ways of energy from each other. I would also try to teach them the Forerunner mantle of preserving all life in the hopes that i would have an army of uber conservationist aliens at my side.
Schwimmwagen
Well-Known Member
Xenomorph and Predator tried that once. Didn't end well.
DrewlyYours
Buy the ticket, take the ride
I'd be like, "HELL YEAH! I FUCKIN KNEW IT".
Two words- ALIENS! LOL!
CannonFodder
Resistance is futile! If 0 ohm
Wait I just thought of a another idea. How would you react if weren't the first person and instead someone you knew was hysterical and freaking out and showed you?
Would you pour a bucket of ice water on them and tell them to calm down? Or would you be hysterical as well? Less of a "how would you react?" and more of a "would you be panicking or trying to calm people down?" Like they're completely hysterical the cat is out of the bag, people in the neighbouhood know, the local media is on the way, the police are coming and you have to keep everyone calm.
Would you pour a bucket of ice water on them and tell them to calm down? Or would you be hysterical as well? Less of a "how would you react?" and more of a "would you be panicking or trying to calm people down?" Like they're completely hysterical the cat is out of the bag, people in the neighbouhood know, the local media is on the way, the police are coming and you have to keep everyone calm.
Day Coydog
Cute, Pink Eyesore
It would suck without this. :V
Seriously, though, if I were the first person, I would Neil deGrasse Tyson and give him the alien, he is the only one to be trusted.
I would punch him then steal the alien, then do the thing mentioned before.
CannonFodder
Resistance is futile! If 0 ohm
That is actually probably the most rational response. Everyone will be thinking the dude has lost his mind and then Tyson would know how to break it to the public.
Demensa
Characterless sack of potatoes
I may not panic or go hysterical, but I wouldn't have a clue what to to, so I would probably just do nothing. I'm bad at calming people down.
whiteskunk
Active Member
Reality wise-First shock, then think to myself 'COOL!' And ask what took you guys so long to get here. And share some earthly beverage (alcoholic of course).
Then again, they might get drunk on. . .coffee, who knows. In any case, I would try to be as friendly and gracious to them. Then check out what type of entertainment they have (visual-as in television/movie type, music, etc). And offer them some earth technology (DVD/blu-ray and CD players along with discs for both for them to watch and listen).
And I'd ask if I could see their ship and perhaps take a ride just to the moon and back-to once and for all put the controversy to rest-(did we really land on the moon or not-I'm a doubter).
Then again, they might get drunk on. . .coffee, who knows. In any case, I would try to be as friendly and gracious to them. Then check out what type of entertainment they have (visual-as in television/movie type, music, etc). And offer them some earth technology (DVD/blu-ray and CD players along with discs for both for them to watch and listen).
And I'd ask if I could see their ship and perhaps take a ride just to the moon and back-to once and for all put the controversy to rest-(did we really land on the moon or not-I'm a doubter).
Lycanthropictendancies
TheLycanSpeaks
"Can I see your landing permit, and have you undergone Quarantine procedures?" 
Then I might see if there were any business opportunities, introducing advanced technology and medicine to Earth.
If not, I'd ask if there were any decent job opportunities elsewhere in the galaxy.
Then I might see if there were any business opportunities, introducing advanced technology and medicine to Earth.
If not, I'd ask if there were any decent job opportunities elsewhere in the galaxy.
Ramses
Member
If I met aliens, I would feel pretty sure that I was about 10 seconds away from an anal probe.
Depending on my mood - and on how the day was going so far - I would either run like hell, or tell them, "fine, whatever, but buy me a drink first."
I'd fuck all of them to death.
whiteskunk
Active Member
Especially if they looked like Ren or Miu (DearS) I bet.
Kio Maru
Member
If they don't rape you with their anal probe first, right?
i am so glad there's someone else who knows about that show!
-={Dracimonde}=-
Lord of Darkness
I'd be like "FUUUUUUCK YAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" and throw the biggest fuckin' party the world has ever seen.
Llamapotamus
Member
Honestly, I like the idea that was used in Close Encounters of the Third Kind. We won't be able to communicate with them very well, but they say music is the universal language. So why not play them some notes and see what develops? Maybe it'll turn into a sweet interplanetary jam session...