I’m Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop.

[Crimcyan]

I’m Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.

Me: (Rick)

Old man:

My son:

Big hoss:

And we are the Pawn Stars

 

[Mikazuki Marazhu]

What am I doing here?

 

[Crimcyan]

What am I doing here?

I could call my buddy, he's a expert on answers questions like "what am i doing here"

 

[KimberVaile]

Battletoads, Rick.

 

[Simo]

What can ya give me for an XL Bad Dragon Gyrphon with tube? (excellent condition)

 

[Lexiand]

What the fuck is this thread.

 

[Mikazuki Marazhu]

What can ya give me for an XL Bad Dragon Gyrphon with tube? (excellent condition)

Do you mind if I take a look?

 

[Simo]

Do you mind if I take a look?

Sure. And I'm willing to pawn it or sell it. :v

 

[-..Legacy..-]

What the fuck is this thread.

Do you honestly believe Crim thinks shit like this through?

 

[Crimcyan]

Do you honestly believe Crim thinks shit like this through?

100% CORRECT
I did not think any of this through, I had a bad idea and went with it!
Gotta take chances in life

 

[Mikazuki Marazhu]

Sure. And I'm willing to pawn it or sell it. :v

looks like a 1990 Recall Edition Bad Dragon Dildo.

It was said that bad dragon had these in production but had to stop because of reports of it having HIV. Apparently one of the factory staff have been hit with severe case of yiff and have been using his company's dildos

It's a rare find

How much are you looking for this piece?

 

[Lexiand]

Do you honestly believe Crim thinks shit like this through?

no

TBH This thread is art.

 

[Crimcyan]

....Jabba the hoss
"I sell you princess, whats your offer"

 

[WolfoxeCrevan]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI'm sorry, I don't know what to post here.

 

[Crimcyan]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI'm sorry, I don't know what to post here.

I honestly don't know either and I made this thread

 

[WolfoxeCrevan]

I honestly don't know either and I made this thread

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI'm glad to see we're on the same page

 

[Yakamaru]

You owe me $50. I invoke the rite of combat!

 

[-..Legacy..-]

You owe me $50. I invoke the rite of combat!

I still laugh about that traffic ticket court, where the guy tried invoking combat against the traffic office.

 

[Crimcyan]

You owe me $50. I invoke the rite of combat!

*Stares in Rick Harrison*

 

[Yakamaru]

I still laugh about that traffic ticket court, where the guy tried invoking combat against the traffic office.

I love that shit, man. He owed £25. xD

 

[-..Legacy..-]

I love that shit, man. He owed £25. xD

We need that here in the states.

The televised revenue would make the NFL obsolete.

 

[EmpressCiela]

What can ya give me for an XL Bad Dragon Gyrphon with tube? (excellent condition)

I'll pay double whatever it is they're willing to pay for it!

 

[Simo]

looks like a 1990 Recall Edition Bad Dragon Dildo.

It was said that bad dragon had these in production but had to stop because of reports of it having HIV. Apparently one of the factory staff have been hit with severe case of yiff and have been using his company's dildos

It's a rare find

How much are you looking for this piece?

Well, given it's history, I was hoping to get $200.

But we should probably consult a medical expert, to make sure it's not hazardous.

I'll pay double whatever it is they're willing to pay for it!

OK, as soon as we have it 'examined', by an expert!

 

[Deleted member 82554]

 

[Crimcyan]

I'm honestly surprised this thread hasn't been shut down yet..