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I had the strangest urge recently =/ Have you had a similar urge?

Tæfarós

That's a BINGO!
I hugged a dolphin called Andy once. I also danced and patted his belly. The trainer said not to go too far down, though, for obvious reasons. That was tempting.

As for vacation urges, I keep trying to convince my folks to take me to Iceland. When that doesn't work, I dream of training in martial arts with a kodachi.
 
Good point, maybe these things ought to advertise near cons, probably plenty of furry willing to shell out the big bucks for a chance to get molested by a real live animal, plus it would force all the fursuiters to bathe.
 

Bambi

Member
Actually, the Dolphins win the most.

But then again, +1 Profit for everyone.
 

Bambi

Member
You know, that's the one thing I'm sure hardly anyone new to the fandom is cautious about.
 

Giorgio Gabriel

You Will Be Godlike.
If I'm smoking with a friend I get extra paranoid about where my lighters are at, since you lose lighters frequently in situations like these. When you're baked, you forget about things easily and have an extra-short attention span, so someone can easily cop your lighter and you wouldn't realize until you go to light up another bowl after everyone's gone, dig around in your pocket, and promptly go "FFFFFFFFFFFF-" upon finding yourself lighter-less

I also sometimes grow really paranoid of doing incredibly stupid things like dropping my cellphone into a toilet bowl if making a call in the middle of the deed...so I would hold onto it with a sure grip as though my life depended on it. Or if I'm carrying a tureen of hot soup, I walk extra carefully and surely so as not to trip.
 
You know, that's the one thing I'm sure hardly anyone new to the fandom is cautious about.

Giving dolphins furry aids? Well they should be cautious about it, dolphins deserve better then that. I'm sure there's some dolphin related metaphor for putting on a condom they could incorporate into the adds as a gentle reminder.
 

VomitBucket

Gore! not Core
I had an urge to kill a man once, but then I just played WoW...
 

hillbilly guy

i gots me a scatter gun
once had an urge to repell down a rope head first with no gear

dont do it it burns like hell and the suddin stop at the end aint to good for you
i layed on the ground for about an hour after that afraid to move but it was fun
 

Warrigal

Member
I got the urge to roll my car and l did on a motorway and boy was it fun now I'm addicted to destruction derbys.
 

RailRunner

redneck ferroequinologist
Had an urge to commandeer a locomotive on more than one occasion, too bad I never went through with it. :p

I've also had urges to set my (fill in class I hate the most at that moment) textbook on fire and watch it burn in the driveway.
 
Hmmm. I get the urge to jump out of my skin sometimes. That's weird. I also get the urge to shop frequently. I do not know what it is about shopping but I like to do it. I had a dream last night that I was eating peanut butter fudge ice cream. Now I have the urge to find some. I'm not even sure if a company makes it around here but damn that would be good. Oh, and when I was a kid, I would get the urge to jump off really high places and frequently did. I'm surprised I never got seriously hurt doing that.
 

Bambi

Member
Giving dolphins furry aids? Well they should be cautious about it, dolphins deserve better then that. I'm sure there's some dolphin related metaphor for putting on a condom they could incorporate into the adds as a gentle reminder.

Dolphin Condoms?

XL Bottlenose?
 

Torrijos-sama

The Artist Formerly Known as Jesusfish
I left all the books about diabetes and obesity in a stack in the library at a place where four hundred elitist obese kids sat. I have had parkour urges, which have often left me tic-tacing up the face of a wall, and over the wall. Due to an urge to climb a large hill (about 400 yards tall), I slipped and had a fall almost as epic as the one from black sheep, and hot rod combined.
 

Tagwyn

Proud Future Soldier
If I acted on my urges, God knows how many people, myself included, would be dead. I know my parents would have died years ago, quite painfully I might add. :)
 

Monak

IN HOC SIGNO VINCES
I left all the books about diabetes and obesity in a stack in the library at a place where four hundred elitist obese kids sat. I have had parkour urges, which have often left me tic-tacing up the face of a wall, and over the wall. Due to an urge to climb a large hill (about 400 yards tall), I slipped and had a fall almost as epic as the one from black sheep, and hot rod combined.

I fell 45 feet straight down onto solid rock when rock climbing once.
 

makmakmob

Member
If I acted on my urges, God knows how many people, myself included, would be dead. I know my parents would have died years ago, quite painfully I might add. :)
As said by a 'proud future soldier'.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how massacres happen.

Nah, I kid. Aggressive urges seem to be surprisingly human. Lord knows I've had 'em too.
 

makmakmob

Member
I fell 45 feet straight down onto solid rock when rock climbing once.

Did they ever find your face?

[Ah shit double post!]
 
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