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I hope you are mildly inconvenienced

Izzy4895

Bad Fox
In this thread, you wish that something mildy irritating happens to the next furry.

I hope Fur Affinity loads a bit more slowly the next time you are online.
 

GarthTheWereWolf

Captious Lycanthrope of Forum Legend
I hope the next time you are warm, comfy, and wrapped in a nice blanket in bed your phone starts ringing repeatedly and its just out of reach enough that you have to leave your blanket nest to make it stop.
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Ah, I don't drive! I guess the train in front of mine could go extra slow, or break down...wait...this does happen!!!

I hope that the next time you go to do your hair, instead of using your normal hairspray (and right as you have to go to work, you use a bottle from Halloween that has a temporary pink tint, but it is too late, to wash it out :p
 

DragonMaster21

The Mistbinder
Bah, pink's fine. If it was lime green however... *dry heaves*

I hope that you have a bad cold the next time you have to do a public sperch.

If you don't have to do a public speech, I hope you learn that you have one coming up.
 
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ellaerna

Guest
Public speaking is the wooooorst.

I hope that the next time you want some cereal, you end up pouring it into the bowl before realizing you're out of milk.
 

Izzy4895

Bad Fox
I hope that the next time you try to sneak out a fart in a public place, it ends up being loud and people hear it.
 

Sunburst_Odell

Some weird teen on the web that likes cartoons
I hope you accidentally spill your next drink onto your clothes.
 
Cant spill it on my clothes if I never wear any! ....wait

I hope next time you're in a hurry at the store the little old cashier decides to smalltalk your ear off!
 

Izzy4895

Bad Fox
I hope the credit card reader takes a bit longer to process your transaction the next time you buy something with a credit card or debit card.
 

ResolutionBlaze

Angry Local
Banned
I hope you get into an argument with me on the fourms.
 

Sunburst_Odell

Some weird teen on the web that likes cartoons
I hope your art program crashes while you're sketching and you lose all your progress
 

PlusThirtyOne

What DOES my username mean...?
^ HAH! That already happened today so it couldn't possibly happen again, right? ... Can it?

i hope you drop $20 of kush in a nearby open toilet.
You too shall FEEL MY PAAAAAiN~!! ( first, Photoshop implodes and now this!? )
 

Yakamaru

Very Speshul Title
I hope you get an itch. On the inside of your nose. :V
 
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Infrarednexus

Guest
I hope the next time you fix a bowl of cereal, you forget to get the milk in the fridge first, only to find out that there is so little left it doesn't matter.
 

Jarren

You can't just quote yourself! -Me
May you forget about every mug of tea/coffee you make until it's just reached room temperature.
 

Izzy4895

Bad Fox
I hope your shoe comes untied while you are walking.
 
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Massan Otter

Guest
I hope just one of your whiskers grows in at an awkward angle and catches in your teeth when you eat.
 

Sunburst_Odell

Some weird teen on the web that likes cartoons
I hope you accidentally burn the next thing you cook/bake in the oven.
 

Monsieur Doveteux

The Local Grammarian
I hope the next time you sharpen a pencil, the graphite comes out and gets stuck in the sharpener.
 

Izzy4895

Bad Fox
I hope you step in water while you are wearing socks.
 
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