I hope you are mildly inconvenienced

[Izzy4895]

In this thread, you wish that something mildy irritating happens to the next furry.

I hope Fur Affinity loads a bit more slowly the next time you are online.

 

[GarthTheWereWolf]

I hope the next time you are warm, comfy, and wrapped in a nice blanket in bed your phone starts ringing repeatedly and its just out of reach enough that you have to leave your blanket nest to make it stop.

 

[Tiraer]

I don't have to fear that, noone calls me ^^

I hope the next time you play a game it will glitch out so you'll have to restart it.

 

[Mikazuki Marazhu]

I hope you don't have tissues around after masturbating

 

[Ginza]

-.- ^


I hope the person who is driving in front of you, goes extra slow when you’re already almost late

 

[Simo]

Ah, I don't drive! I guess the train in front of mine could go extra slow, or break down...wait...this does happen!!!

I hope that the next time you go to do your hair, instead of using your normal hairspray (and right as you have to go to work, you use a bottle from Halloween that has a temporary pink tint, but it is too late, to wash it out

 

[LuciantheHugmage]

Bah, pink's fine. If it was lime green however... *dry heaves*

I hope that you have a bad cold the next time you have to do a public sperch.

If you don't have to do a public speech, I hope you learn that you have one coming up.

 

[ellaerna]

Public speaking is the wooooorst.

I hope that the next time you want some cereal, you end up pouring it into the bowl before realizing you're out of milk.

 

[Izzy4895]

I hope that the next time you try to sneak out a fart in a public place, it ends up being loud and people hear it.

 

[Sunburst_Odell]

I hope you accidentally spill your next drink onto your clothes.

 

[Pompadork]

Cant spill it on my clothes if I never wear any! ....wait

I hope next time you're in a hurry at the store the little old cashier decides to smalltalk your ear off!

 

[Izzy4895]

I hope the credit card reader takes a bit longer to process your transaction the next time you buy something with a credit card or debit card.

 

[ResolutionBlaze]

I hope you get into an argument with me on the fourms.

 

[Sunburst_Odell]

I hope your art program crashes while you're sketching and you lose all your progress

 

[PlusThirtyOne]

^ HAH! That already happened today so it couldn't possibly happen again, right? ... Can it?

i hope you drop $20 of kush in a nearby open toilet.
You too shall FEEL MY PAAAAAiN~!! ( first, Photoshop implodes and now this!? )

 

[ResolutionBlaze]

I hope everyone figures out what your username means.

 

[Yakamaru]

I hope you get an itch. On the inside of your nose. :V

 

[Infrarednexus]

I hope the next time you fix a bowl of cereal, you forget to get the milk in the fridge first, only to find out that there is so little left it doesn't matter.

 

[Jarren]

May you forget about every mug of tea/coffee you make until it's just reached room temperature.

 

[Izzy4895]

I hope your shoe comes untied while you are walking.

 

[Massan Otter]

I hope just one of your whiskers grows in at an awkward angle and catches in your teeth when you eat.

 

[Sunburst_Odell]

I hope you accidentally burn the next thing you cook/bake in the oven.

 

[Monsieur Doveteux]

I hope the next time you sharpen a pencil, the graphite comes out and gets stuck in the sharpener.

 

[LuciantheHugmage]

I hope you catch a small headcold while on your next vacation.

 

[Izzy4895]

I hope you step in water while you are wearing socks.