I hope the next time you are warm, comfy, and wrapped in a nice blanket in bed your phone starts ringing repeatedly and its just out of reach enough that you have to leave your blanket nest to make it stop.
Ah, I don't drive! I guess the train in front of mine could go extra slow, or break down...wait...this does happen!!!
I hope that the next time you go to do your hair, instead of using your normal hairspray (and right as you have to go to work, you use a bottle from Halloween that has a temporary pink tint, but it is too late, to wash it out