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I hope you are mildly inconvenienced

Frank Gulotta

Send us your floppy
I hope your soup is slightly too hot and the croutons get soggy too fast!


Imma bat in yer rafters
Automatic doors now ignore you forever, have fun waiting until someone else walks through


Well-Known Member
May an ex-lover suddenly start texting you again after years of silence, right at the moment that your current partner is borrowing your phone.


Professional Nibbler
I hope the next meal you eat is sparsely dotted with grains of sand and itching powder.

sleepy kitty

frisky feline
I hope that, at a movie theater, you have to take a big bowl movement during a good part of the movie!