I hope you are mildly inconvenienced

[Skychickens]

I hope the next time you go to work, someone else doesn’t and now you’re doing twice the work for just an hour.

 

[Infrarednexus]

I hope the next time you hug a dog you find out from your clothes that they were shedding their winter fur.

 

[KiokuChan]

I hope that the next time you visit someone their cat falls asleep on your lap just as you were about to get up and leave.

 

[Shoiyo]

I hope the next time you get stuck on the subway you're forced to sit next to a balding, overweight man who looks like he hasn't showered in a month.

 

[Infrarednexus]

I hope you accidently spill cream on yourself when making your morning coffee!

 

[Skychickens]

I hope you try to charge in a DC socket rather than AC and need to get an adapter.

 

[Massan Otter]

I hope the next time you stick your head in a toilet roll tube it gets stuck and you need to call for help.

 

[Infrarednexus]

I hope you make a joke that no one in the room understands.

 

[connortheskunk]

I hope you spill orange juice on your keyboard. Not too much that it gets ruined, but just enough so that all the keys become sticky and hard to press down.

 

[MsRavage]

I hope when you go to the restroom, you only have 1 square left....and its the real cheap kind >

 

[Izzy4895]

I hope you get stuck behind someone going a bit slower than the speed limit the next time you are driving or riding in a motor vehicle.

 

[lacelamb11]

I hope you're stuck somewhere you'd be at a time when you'd usually have gone home and with 15% battery remaining on your cell phone.

 

[Skychickens]

I hope it's 90 degrees out and the ice isn't finished freezing in the freezer.

 

[KiokuChan]

I hope all your bags get pulled aside for inspection the next time you go through airport security.

 

[Skychickens]

Great. I have a flight beginning of the month. :/

I hope the neighbors dog won’t shut up until just before you need to go to bed.

 

[LuciantheHugmage]

It's more likely than not that it will be my dog.

I hope you can't get your cat off of your chest when you need to go to work.

If you don't own a cat... I hope you wake up with a cat on your chest, and none of the people in the neighborhood know who it belongs to. (Spoiler Alert: It doesn't belong to anyone. You've been chosen.)

 

[Infrarednexus]

I hope you accidently click on internet explorer for browsing and you have to wait five minutes for it to load before you can close out.

 

[Simo]

I hope while you are blowing a bubble with bubble gum it pops, and some gets in your hair. : P

 

[Izzy4895]

I hope you get a small pebble stuck in the sole of your shoe.

 

[jtrekkie]

I hope you run out of toothpaste and have to brush with only water.

 

[Skychickens]

I hope you forget your lunch and have to go buy something.

 

[Sealab]

Oh that's just mean. I forget food I made the day before all the time.

I hope you have to be somewhere out of town at a particular time, and your GPS has routed you to another location in the town and you didn't realize till just now.

 

[Infrarednexus]

I hope you forget to shave the next morning.

 

[Skychickens]

I hope you step in a puddle and a little water gets into your shoe.

 

[LuciantheHugmage]

I hope you get Persona 4: Dancing All Night's opening in your head and you can't get it out.