I hope you are mildly inconvenienced

[Infrarednexus]

I hope you find extra lint on your clothes when you pull them out of the drier.

 

[Izzy4895]

I hope you hit the wrong key while you are dialing a phone number.

 

[LegendaryWhisper]

I hope your chicken nuggets burn in the microwave

 

[MsRavage]

i hope that when you heat up your food in the microwave the edges are insanely hot and the center ice cold *laughs crazily*

 

[LegendaryWhisper]

I hope when you bake a cake in the oven, it comes out all doughy

 

[KiokuChan]

I hope for the next two days you keep getting ninjad whenever you try posting in a forum game involving the user above you.

 

[LegendaryWhisper]

I hope one day that when you try to park your car, someone goes out and eggs it.

 

[HammerMasher77]

I hope you forget the password to one of your accounts, but have the password for the email you can use to make a new one.
What? I can't be fully evil, now can I?

 

[LegendaryWhisper]

I hope one day when you go to start your car up, you find a banana in your exhaust pipe instead.

 

[Skychickens]

I hope that one day you try to take a short nap and end up sleeping for five hours instead.

It's okay, you had nowhere to go and nothing to do until late the following day, but there goes your current day.

 

[LuciantheHugmage]

I hope that you trick yourself into thinking that you're dreaming, only to figure out that you're awake after you attempt to fly out of the first floor wind and have to get stitches.

 

[Skychickens]

I hope that you snap a fingernail and it frays when you don't have nail clippers around.

 

[Sealab]

I hope the individual that posts after you has a much more interesting inconvenience than you do

 

[connortheskunk]

I hope you spill food one of your favorite shirts and you aren't around anything you can use to wash it off quickly.

 

[Skychickens]

I hope that you have to go to the restroom when you're out and won't be home for awhile. So now you have to use public restrooms.

 

[Izzy4895]

I hope you absentmindedly wash some new red clothing with your socks, thereby turning your socks pink in the process.

 

[LuciantheHugmage]

(That's okay. Socks are evil anyways.)

I hope that you are in a really bad mood, and you for some reason want to stay in that bad mood, but then someone turns your frown upside down and you don't know how to feel about it.

 

[Some Moron]

I hope the next time you order food, the delivery guy can't find your home and you have to go outside to find him.

 

[Simo]

I hope the next time you are having tea and crumpets, you discover you have only one crumpet.

 

[Skychickens]

I hope the next time you shave you miss a patch.

 

[Asassinator]

I hope the next time you’re almost done with something, another unexpected event happens right after and resets your progress

 

[LuciantheHugmage]

I hope you have a lucid nightmare.

 

[Asassinator]

I hope something bad happens to your at the best time of your friend’s life.

 

[Skychickens]

I hope you snag a piercing on something and it hurts just a little.

 

[Asassinator]

I hope you find a coin on the ground and a pigeon takes it away right before you pick it up