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Thatch

Still not at 10k posts
Title irrelevant.

I'll just have this running every time I turn on the comp now, just to see how much of a waste of flesh I am.

These forums should have a counter like that.
 

Gight

Sadistic Bisexual.
Why are you posting worthless posts?
 

Thatch

Still not at 10k posts

Lobar

The hell am I reading, here?
Clementines rock too. Especially that "Cuties" brand that peel super-easy.
 

The Walkin Dude

Now with 20% more boring...
What kind of faggot is going to blue ball himself?

Out of all the freaks on this site, you really have to ask that question?

And I can't be the only one who's gotten bored with masturbation. After an entire day of punishing my naughtybits, climax number six just doesn't seem worth it.
 

Thatch

Still not at 10k posts
What kind of faggot is going to blue ball himself?

Do you doubt there are such?

climax number six
Its probably just that the teenage hormone rush is over, but I couldn't be assed to do it that many times nowadays. It does get too boring.

Clementines rock too. Especially that "Cuties" brand that peel super-easy.

It's really cool that the easiest-peeling are also most often the best tasting ones.
Bless you selective breeding.
BTW, I wonder how many people realise, that it's technocally genetic modification.
 
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Keala The Tiger

Banned
Banned
Out of all the freaks on this site, you really have to ask that question?

And I can't be the only one who's gotten bored with masturbation. After an entire day of punishing my naughtybits, climax number six just doesn't seem worth it.
Meep what are you talking about
 

Dyluck

hi ilu :>
Out of all the freaks on this site, you really have to ask that question?

And I can't be the only one who's gotten bored with masturbation. After an entire day of punishing my naughtybits, climax number six just doesn't seem worth it.

For a subculture obsessed with pornography and jerking off to it, yeah, I need to ask that.

If you are doing it that many times a day, maybe you should just kill yourself.

Its probably just that the teenage hormone rush is over, but I couldn't be assed to do it that many times nowadays. It does get too boring.

Age is listed as 24. And considering this fandom, I believe it, and it makes me very depressed.
 

The Walkin Dude

Now with 20% more boring...
For a subculture obsessed with pornography and jerking off to it, yeah, I need to ask that.

If you are doing it that many times a day, maybe you should just kill yourself.



Age is listed as 24. And considering this fandom, I believe it, and it makes me very depressed.


Age is 24. (Aww..how sweet. you actually gave enough of a shit to look at my profile)

It's not an every day occurence, and on the rare times I get a day entirely to myself without any obligations to fulfill, I find there's no better way to pass the time.

If I killed myself (as tempting and obvious a choice as it may be), that means you/humanity benefits...so fuck that.
 

Thatch

Still not at 10k posts
Meep what are you talking about

I guess you haven't seen the gator penis linked somewhere here earlier?

For a subculture obsessed with pornography and jerking off to it, yeah, I need to ask that.

The BDSM people are bound to like it. Orgasm depravation ect.

That's a hella confusing fetish, you can't even say that people get off to it.

Age is listed as 24. And considering this fandom, I believe it, and it makes me very depressed.

I think I learned to just phase out when encountering such occurances.
 

The Walkin Dude

Now with 20% more boring...
That's pretty depressing, I'm not gonna lie. I could think of a thousand better things to do than to sit at home jerking off all day.

Why would you lie to begin with? You're nothing more than a picture of some goofy black dude as far as I can tell. I don't know who the hell you are, so you might as well be honest.

And that's why you're off doing other, better things while I'm spanking it.

What do you care how my few moments of free time is spent? Or for that matter, why does it depress you? You've got no emotional investment in my affairs. At least I'm not advocating some of the sick shit that I read some of the people of this forum whack it to.
 

Dyluck

hi ilu :>
Like having a friend cut a penis shape into your leg?

At least you would have a good story to tell. 8)

Why would you lie to begin with? You're nothing more than a picture of some goofy black dude as far as I can tell. I don't know who the hell you are, so you might as well be honest.

And that's why you're off doing other, better things while I'm spanking it.

What do you care how my few moments of free time is spent? Or for that matter, why does it depress you? You've got no emotional investment in my affairs. At least I'm not advocating some of the sick shit that I read some of the people of this forum whack it to.

A goofy black dude is exactly who I am.

I reckon it's just depressing because I'm capable of general human empathy, and the idea of having nothing better in your life than sitting in the dark and stroking your harbl just seems pretty pathetic to me, especially since there are so many better alternatives.

Like sexual intercourse. :V

srsly get a hobby bro. other than posting on furry forums
 

The Walkin Dude

Now with 20% more boring...
A goofy black dude is exactly who I am.

I reckon it's just depressing because I'm capable of general human empathy,


That's where your problem is. Y'see, apathy is the way to go. It makes things far more amusing.

and the idea of having nothing better in your life than sitting in the dark and stroking your harbl just seems pretty pathetic to me

Stop thinking about me beating off.

Like sexual intercourse. :V

Well, you got me there.

srsly get a hobby bro. other than posting on furry forums

Says the guy with a 7000+ post count. This is a new and exiting way for me to kill time for the forseeable future, since I can't exactly beat off with my Alzheimer's ridden grandmother sitting in the room with me.

Well, I could...she probably wouldn't remember.

Still doesn't make it right though.
 

Dyluck

hi ilu :>
That's where your problem is. Y'see, apathy is the way to go. It makes things far more amusing.

Stop thinking about me beating off.

Well, you got me there.

Says the guy with a 7000+ post count. This is a new and exiting way for me to kill time for the forseeable future, since I can't exactly beat off with my Alzheimer's ridden grandmother sitting in the room with me.

Well, I could...she probably wouldn't remember.

Still doesn't make it right though.

Nothing can be amusing when you're being apathetic, those are contradictory terms.

I'm trying not to, trust me :V

fo sho 8)

7,000 posts isn't so many over two years. Really though get a hobby that is like, productive or something, seriously :V
 

The Walkin Dude

Now with 20% more boring...
Nothing can be amusing when you're being apathetic, those are contradictory terms.

Apathy was the wrong word then, sort of. I still can maintain some semblance of a sense of humor, even though I really don't invest too much in other people's feelings...over the internet, anyways.

I'm trying not to, trust me :V

And yet the image still appears...think about it:

I throw on a Barry White tape, turn down the lights, light some candles...and before you know it, I'm all over myself.

7,000 posts isn't so many over two years. Really though get a hobby that is like, productive or something, seriously :V

Look man, I was exaggerating a bit. I have hobbies, not that they're productive, but believe me, all my time isn't spent pleasing myself.
 
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