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Sodasats20

“D a t t e b a y o”
Give me something and I’ll make it funny
 

Izzy4895

Diaper Fox
A computer from 1983.
 

Sodasats20

“D a t t e b a y o”
Back then they didn’t have Google, and the only place they were in was the library, which held records on it
I want to know, did they have a special computer room in the library for the “bad stuff”?
Just imagine one of the computers from that room accidentally being in the regular library, and a kid wanting to find a book on piranhas beginning to search by typing “p”
(Imitates mother) “how was your trip to the library,son?”
(Imitates boy) “mommy what’s-(censored)”
 

Izzy4895

Diaper Fox
A lion getting a spanking.
 

Sodasats20

“D a t t e b a y o”
I wonder if that happens in the lion king?
Yeah Disney didn’t tell you about that, did they?
Dirty Disney
 

Izzy4895

Diaper Fox
An old toolbox.
 

Sodasats20

“D a t t e b a y o”
I bet if it had a conscience, it would keep saying to itself “I’m gonna be used again one day! Even though my owner has become too fat and lazy to do anything with me, I’m sure it’ll work out!”
 

Izzy4895

Diaper Fox
A damaged stop sign.
 

Sodasats20

“D a t t e b a y o”
Guess someone forgot to stop
 

Izzy4895

Diaper Fox
Adult diapers.
 

Sodasats20

“D a t t e b a y o”
For the ones who have body’s of old men that can no longer function properly
 

Frank Gulotta

Send us your floppy
Nuclear war
 

Sodasats20

“D a t t e b a y o”
If it’s in December, we can sing this!
 

Sodasats20

“D a t t e b a y o”
Everyone thinks they “retrieve” stuff, but what they really do is just like any other dog: lay around, smell, crap everywhere, and bark at 3 am in the morning
 

Sodasats20

“D a t t e b a y o”
Fat people associate them with food
Doctors associate them with the skeleton
Cannibals associate them with both
 

Sodasats20

“D a t t e b a y o”
Can’t go 5 minutes without being kidnapped by a pervert Dino lizard

That was a cheap shot
 

Sodasats20

“D a t t e b a y o”
The one thing we all wish school taught us how to do, but they never did
 

Sodasats20

“D a t t e b a y o”
Perfect for phycopath treatment!
Side effects may include: insomnia, schizophrenia, amnesia, emoji movie sickness, and death
 

Sodasats20

“D a t t e b a y o”
Bump
 

Fcomega121

Friendly Sparkly Maney | pfp by Moutymoo <3
A sloth ate my Dressings :0
 
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