I need to learn how to fight
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Seras
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Hire Chuck Norris, he is the only man known in the history of man that can roundhouse kick you in the -back- of your face ^_^ American scientists estimated that if the power of one of Chuck Norris' round house kicks was ever tapped, it could power the country of China for 35 hours and 26 minutes, if tapped.
Cozmo said:
You know, we put people in prison for that here in America.  And being only out of school for two years now (college brat) I can relate to the original problem sort of.
Start by immediately going over the head of the person you SHOULD be reporting to even though you might get some grief for it (one of my teachers did that even though I knew there was no way in hell my problem could be intimidated by anything less then the principle or a strong right hook.)
Nothing scares a schoolyard punk anymore then sitting in the principle's office with his latest victim, knowledge that he can't lie his way out, and a reminder that he's on very thin ice.  Yes, HtH is generally a good thing to learn but unnecessary when a little knowledge of how public school politics work wonders.  Find the person who makes good on what they say and try to be their friend.
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Man peoples dont worry bout me. Ive shaved my head and tooken fighting leasons to make myself look more intiminating.
Anyways that mole got hit by what comes around.
It was during drama class and the kid who beat me up was having his birthday. He was acting all cocky cause he "beat me up" and running around laying out the crash mats. He ran into this tall blondie who dont take shit from no one, so the blondie flipped him over his back judo style and the kid landed on his face. One of his permanant teeth and a puddle of blood came out his mouth, then he started to completly cry his eyes out. ON HIS FUCKING BIRTHDAY!
When the teacher walked back in and saw what had happened she had a huge go at the blondie at what he did and forced him to take the kid to the school nurse. At this point I was crying cause I was laughing so hard.
When blondie passed me I said to him "Well done my son!"
Now thats karma.
Anyways that mole got hit by what comes around.
It was during drama class and the kid who beat me up was having his birthday. He was acting all cocky cause he "beat me up" and running around laying out the crash mats. He ran into this tall blondie who dont take shit from no one, so the blondie flipped him over his back judo style and the kid landed on his face. One of his permanant teeth and a puddle of blood came out his mouth, then he started to completly cry his eyes out. ON HIS FUCKING BIRTHDAY!
When the teacher walked back in and saw what had happened she had a huge go at the blondie at what he did and forced him to take the kid to the school nurse. At this point I was crying cause I was laughing so hard.
When blondie passed me I said to him "Well done my son!"
Now thats karma.
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Why fight...when you can learn how to...
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Rostam The Grey
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DarkMeW said:
Fear the Wicht!
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Everyone knows how to fight young one. What we need to learn is WHEN to. All I can say to you, is to get as MANY people involved in this as you can. Tell everyone you meet about it. Teachers, other students, your parents, friends, everyone. Should the time come that you do need to defend yourself, at least you will not be alone. Stand your ground and do what is right. You will know it when the time comes. Good luck.
you can tell a teacher or parent or whatever all you want, but in my experiance theres nothing they can really do to make them leave you alone unless u get the crap beaten out of you first. if you really want to get him away from you, let him pick a fight and beat him into the ground, guarantee he wont come back for seconds.
dont get me wrong, im not telling you to go and just take a crack at him in the middle of school, but if he's cocky enough to come at someone that's bigger and stronger than him alone then he needs to be put in his place anyway.
dont get me wrong, im not telling you to go and just take a crack at him in the middle of school, but if he's cocky enough to come at someone that's bigger and stronger than him alone then he needs to be put in his place anyway.
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