It's not gay until the balls touch.
There is nothing wrong with being gay, so don't treat it like that. It's only viewed as a deviance because people treat it as one, if you can understand what I mean.
Alicebot kills me.
Human: I don't care.
ALICE: Tell me what you care about.
ALICE: Do you believe the strong protect the weak?
EDIT: This too.
ALICE: Are you a man or a woman?
Human: I am a potato.
ALICE: You are a potato? Does it pay well?
I have a friend with a video of me hip checking while I palm the mic for Rock Band. It's near one of the gayest things ever.
Define that exactly for me...
...however I am guilty of fixing my hair in my car mirror while driving...like 30% of the time.
I used to have somewhat long hair, but I found myself messing with it constantly as well. So I cut it all off. Now it's like three inches long. D:
I think I should write something about me having a fur and no hair.
But I already annoyed enough people for today.
I spent the whole day in the German "World of Warcraft" Off-Topic Forum referring to myself as a Wolf, using the third person.
"The Wolf is tired now."