If you could punch any celebrity

[Gavrill]

If you punch Tom Cruise, punch Mel Gibson too. XD

Forgot him.

Fucking Christ man.

 

[Verin Asper]

Tom Cruise
You jumped on Oprah's Couch...there for you MUST be crazy

 

[Tycho]

Punch Ralph Nader.

Even better, run him over with a Chevy Corvair.

Or resurrect Kenneth Lay, so I can punch him until he's dead again.

 

[Gavrill]

I remember a short video of how Tom Cruise became a Scientologist.

Someone walked up behind, slammed him with a shovel, and when he woke up he said, "Scientology....it all makes sense now!"

 

[GoldenJackal]

Well, he's more like a has-been but I definatly would have the urge to punch Wil Wheaton just because he's a sniffeling little baby.

 

[Azure]

I'd cock punch Jesus, because he's such a fucking wimpy bitch.

 

[Enigmaticat]

I'd cock punch Jesus, because he's such a fucking wimpy bitch.

Can I next? >:3

 

[AlexInsane]

Jesus is dead. Plus, we don't know where the remains are buried. They were probably ground into a powder and used to dye the sacred vestments of the Catholic Church.

 

[FrisbeeRolf]

I'd cock punch Jesus, because he's such a fucking wimpy bitch.

I'd like to see you try.

 

[Gavrill]

I'd punch buddy Jesus. STOP SMILING WHILE I WALLOW IN MISERY DAMN IT

 

[Tycho]

I'd like to see you try.

ROFL.

I smell butthurt in the air.

 

[Gavrill]

Butthurt Christians: the best of internet comedy.

 

[Azure]

I'd like to see you try.

Tell that toga wearing faggot to drop by, I'll clean his clock. Like this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CSHPBmmfNA

 

[Иван]

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus,
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus,
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus,
Alll night lonnnnnnng.

 

[Tycho]

Tell that toga wearing faggot to drop by, I'll clean his clock. Like this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CSHPBmmfNA

I need to stop clicking on links while drinking hot beverages.


Also, LOL.

 

[Gavrill]

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus,
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus,
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus,
Alll night lonnnnnnng.

I want to see that movie so bad.

Whoever created my oven can punch themselves. I'm so fed up with its sass.

 

[Иван]

I want to see that movie so bad.

Whoever created my oven can punch themselves. I'm so fed up with its sass.

It was quite awesome

What about your oven? :O

 

[Gavrill]

MY OVEN IS MALICIOUS WITH A CAPITAL M-A-L-I-C-I-O-U-S.

It has caught 5 things on fire that were cooking for less than 10 minutes.

 

[Иван]

Damn, that sucks. When our ovens betray us, what do we have left?


That's right. Nothing.

 

[Gavrill]

Daft Punk has yet to betray awesome. There is still hope left in the world.

 

[Kajet]

I'd cock punch Jesus, because he's such a fucking wimpy bitch.

This, a million times.

Buuut... for my own answer I'd say... Carlos Mencia for being an annoying retarded joke thieving asshole.

 

[Enigmaticat]

BILL GATES! For many reasons.

 

[AlexInsane]

I want to find the guy who was Barney the Dinosaur and make him eat ten pounds of paving material.

 

[Enigmaticat]

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus,
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus,
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus,
Alll night lonnnnnnng.

POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER.
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER.
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER.

 

[Nargle]

Sarah Palin. That voice...You know the feeling you get, when you've been in a bad relationship with a person for far too long, and the most minuscule thing causes your very soul to shudder with hate, like the way they sound when they chew their food, or tap their fingers. That's what Sarah Palins voice does to me. Irrational hatred is too good a term for it. I'd BUSTAH WOOOLF that bitch through a wall.

YUS. THIS.

And I'd punch the guy who played Frodo on LotR. And also, the guy who played Harry Potter.