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If you could punch any celebrity

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Tycho

Guest
Punch Ralph Nader.

Even better, run him over with a Chevy Corvair.

Or resurrect Kenneth Lay, so I can punch him until he's dead again.
 

Gavrill

ladies~
I remember a short video of how Tom Cruise became a Scientologist.

Someone walked up behind, slammed him with a shovel, and when he woke up he said, "Scientology....it all makes sense now!"
 
Well, he's more like a has-been but I definatly would have the urge to punch Wil Wheaton just because he's a sniffeling little baby.
 

Azure

100% organic vegan hubbas
I'd cock punch Jesus, because he's such a fucking wimpy bitch.
 

AlexInsane

I does what I says on the box.
Jesus is dead. Plus, we don't know where the remains are buried. They were probably ground into a powder and used to dye the sacred vestments of the Catholic Church.
 

FrisbeeRolf

Waiting to get thin again

Иван

New Member
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus,
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus,
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus,
Alll night lonnnnnnng.
 

Gavrill

ladies~
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus,
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus,
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus,
Alll night lonnnnnnng.
I want to see that movie so bad.

Whoever created my oven can punch themselves. I'm so fed up with its sass.
 

Иван

New Member
I want to see that movie so bad.

Whoever created my oven can punch themselves. I'm so fed up with its sass.
It was quite awesome

What about your oven? :O
 

Gavrill

ladies~
MY OVEN IS MALICIOUS WITH A CAPITAL M-A-L-I-C-I-O-U-S.

It has caught 5 things on fire that were cooking for less than 10 minutes.
 

Иван

New Member
Damn, that sucks. When our ovens betray us, what do we have left?


That's right. Nothing.
 

AlexInsane

I does what I says on the box.
I want to find the guy who was Barney the Dinosaur and make him eat ten pounds of paving material.
 

Silibus

Oh Boy!
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus,
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus,
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus,
Alll night lonnnnnnng.
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER.
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER.
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER.
 

Nargle

HOOT
Sarah Palin. That voice...You know the feeling you get, when you've been in a bad relationship with a person for far too long, and the most minuscule thing causes your very soul to shudder with hate, like the way they sound when they chew their food, or tap their fingers. That's what Sarah Palins voice does to me. Irrational hatred is too good a term for it. I'd BUSTAH WOOOLF that bitch through a wall.

YUS. THIS.

And I'd punch the guy who played Frodo on LotR. And also, the guy who played Harry Potter.
 
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