If you could punch any celebrity
- Thread starter Devious Bane
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GatodeCafe
Cowardly Coyote
Oh fuck him. Fuck that guy to death.
AlexInsane
I does what I says on the box.
I know I would!
For free, too!And punching in Michael Jackson's face would only be too easy. The damn thing is held together with spit, toothpicks, and fervent prayers to God. If you blew on it, I'm sure the thing would just collapse like a ruined souffle.
GatodeCafe
Cowardly Coyote
Nargle
HOOT
Oh gosh, no! What if something came off and stuck to your hand??
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Tycho
Guest
I want to punch OJ in the face too.
Nargle
HOOT
Orange juice, nyam n.n
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Tycho
Guest
I wonder if that's what'll come out of his face as I pummel it into the consistency of mashed potatoes.
nachoboy
cried for Dr. Horrible
oh, i haven't had any orange juice in weeks, and it sounds delicious right now.
i don't know that i want to punch any celebrities. i think i'm good.
Nargle
HOOT
I'm thinking it'll probably be something more like Clamatoe juice.
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Tycho
Guest
Smug motherfucker.
Another person in need of repeated applications of fist to face: Michael Moore.
Another person in need of repeated applications of fist to face: Michael Moore.
Azure
100% organic vegan hubbas
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES OVER 9000 YES'S. Not only is he a bald faced liar, but he's a fatty, who is a has been celebrity. Haven't seen his name anywhere in a long time, which I take to mean that sane intelligent people don't buy his commie bullshit.
AlexInsane
I does what I says on the box.
Everybody who's a flaming liberal needs to be punched in the face at least once.
There, it's done. I said it.
But then, uber conservatives do not need to be punched. They need to be burned at the stake.
There, it's done. I said it.
But then, uber conservatives do not need to be punched. They need to be burned at the stake.
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Tycho
Guest
Neocons get punched AND burned. No face goes unpunched.
Start with Bill O'Reilly and Pat Robertson. 2 annoying reactionary fucks who won't STFU.
GatodeCafe
Cowardly Coyote
I think Bill O'Reilly is funny in an out of touch old man sort of way. It's like watching an old dog bark at birds.
coffinberry
Member
tyra banks, i want to beat her forehead into a smaller size
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Tycho
Guest
Next up, Nancy Grace and Ann Coulter.
Bitches need some black eyes.
Bitches need some black eyes.
GatodeCafe
Cowardly Coyote
Alright, once I was at my aunt's house and the only thing on TV to keep me from being bored to tears was Nancy Grace. I owe Nancy Grace. If Nancy Grace was my mother, I would fuck her.
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Tycho
Guest
Dear sweet Raptor Jesus there are SO MANY THINGS wrong with this.
TopazThunder
Noir Fetishist
This, a thousand times over.
GatodeCafe
Cowardly Coyote
OHNEECHAN OHNEECHAN PENIS MY BUTTHOLE
btw where in WA is you is? That's where I was from before I moved to po-dunk ass CO.
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Tycho
Guest
Short drive north from Olympia, tiny town called Hoodsport.
GatodeCafe
Cowardly Coyote
Wow, never heard of it. I'm an Issaquah man mahself, you know Modest Mouse, that gay ass indie group? They went to my high schools. Needless to say, the entire town is made up of emo fags, neo-nazi metal heads, and anime nerds.
Are you gonna do the fucking puyallup this year? I fucking love the goddamn puyallup.