If you were a skunk, would you intentionally spray people?

[Simo]

Well?

'Course I would. And I have a long list...might take several lifetimes, just here in the DC area alone!

 

[Leo Whitepaw]

Ahahahahahahhhaaaahhahaaaaaa, Theresa may and Putin, I'm coming for you

 

[Massan Otter]

I've noticed that a canny skunk will play with the awareness of their spraying ability much more often than they actually spray. So I suspect that if I was a skunk, merely reminding people that I could spray would often be enough, with just the occasional strategic spraying to back it up.

 

[Infrarednexus]

Would you spray me?




I'd spray me.


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[bhutrflai]

There's a 'Hit List' for sure...

 

[Xavier Fox]

Expecting a landslide yes on this one!

 

[Deleted member 111470]

Only if they are obnoxious.

 

[Okami_No_Heishi]

You betcha!

 

[PlusThirtyOne]

You ask that question like i'm not already capable of drenching my enemies in asparagus piss.

 

[Firuthi Dragovic]

Spray people? No. Much better to spray their belongings, especially the stuff that's easily damaged if peroxide or vinegar (or other skunk-smell removal stuff) is used on it.

Much like the bird poop example from earlier, I'd rather reserve it to specific acts of spite (okay, 'retribution' is probably a better word at this stage). Even if I didn't have to wait any length of time to do it again.

 

[PlusThirtyOne]

Much better to spray their belongings

Damn right. if it smells like it's mine, then it must be mine now, right?

 

[Casey Fluffbat]

As evil and scheming as I am, my actions are not without reason. It would only be when the intent is to defend or benefit myself!

 

[Lopaw]

I wouldn’t as I’d likely run out of spray at a crucial moment

 

[Pawpad]

No, I would spray everything into water balloons and pelt them for maximum dosage. why spray when you can soak!

 

[Simo]

Spray people? No. Much better to spray their belongings, especially the stuff that's easily damaged if peroxide or vinegar (or other skunk-smell removal stuff) is used on it.

An excellent point!

Still, I think I'd spray both, just to cover all bases. Car interiors would seem like a good target, and very hard to clean; probably best done on hot days, in the summer :V

 

[Okami_No_Heishi]

An excellent point!

Still, I think I'd spray both, just to cover all bases. Car interiors would seem like a good target, and very hard to clean; probably best done on hot days, in the summer :V

And when they get pulled over by the police, they will think they got some good bud in the car!

 

[Simo]

And when they get pulled over by the police, they will think they got some good bud in the car!

Hadn't thought of that!

 

[Okami_No_Heishi]

Hadn't thought of that!