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If you where incharge of your nation for one day...

KitsuneKit

Member
* Start a super thinktank to develop a highly contagious virus that will turn humans into furries and release it into the world.

Besides that, the country is running great
 

Aikon

Member
* Exile all of Dubya's family, as well a Cheney's. This Bush family has a habit of reappearing >.>

* Kill dialup and force broadband as the standard

* Force HDTV as standard

* Legalize fireworks in all states

* Make Pennsylvania a um... un-dry, wet state. We need beer at the grocery store.

* Kill all trade with China

* Invade Iraq, whoops too late

* Force gasoline out of the market and introduce a new cleaner, cheaper fuel

* Rework gun laws making it stricter on where and who can carry guns

I'll think of more things later...
 

Riasiru

Riasiru Neovas Artistry
Hmm... change the way cops handle hostages, instead of handling it carefuly and getting the hostage out alive, their only consern is the mutilation or otherwise death of the culprate with no regard for the hostages life, seems cruel, but after a few innocent lives no one short of a complete idiot would dare try it agian.

Abolish any rights marriage gives and set up a seperate thing entirely so that any couple, and any number of people could set up the financial ability that would have been gained from such a thing, yeah, mirrage is downgraded from a way to get half of you spouses money, to just a sentimental thing, which is really all it should be. Oh, and gay marriage is fine, after all, people are soppost to be free to practice religion the way they want to in my country... I swear this place looks more and more like the place we tried to get away from every day.

Guns are free, but cars are cheaper than the shells. Yeah, killing someone is now a serious investment if you want to use this peice of equipment. If you want it for hunting, so what, I still think that having them cost that much is a good thing, I'm regulating hunting season my own way! Best thing about this, the goverment supplies bullets to the cops, they've got plenty of ammo, the criminal trying to take the worthless hostage only has one, unless he held up a gun shop, like an idiot.
 
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Jelly

Guest
Probably have a bunch of really great ideas, work on how to have them play out...

...and probably just fall asleep on the toilet (YES, FOR THE WHOLE DAMN DAY).
 

Whirlaxis

Member
I would TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
...In one day? I bet it could be done. Hell, Bush would have done it by now, or at least tried, if he didn't have the whole balance of power thing in our governemnt.


Seriously though, theres a lot of really cold, borderline inhuman and unethical bills i would love to pass, including death penalties on sight, without trial, to people opposed to me in any way, shape, or form, or if someone just happen to piss me off. I consider being annoying a reason for death for an average person.

Ya, I am a dictator. In all honesty, i wouldn't want a huge military, I don't need a vast territory, I just need absolute and total obedience from my subjects.
 

imnohbody

Member
What would I do?

Make all stupid threads like this a capital crime. :p
 

Aden

Play from your ****ing HEART
It's a shame that our beauracracy will let nothing of any significance get done in a single day. So I think I'll attempt to improve that.

/And replace / jail a few leaders and congresspeople.
 

Aikon

Member
imnohbody said:
What would I do?

Make all stupid threads like this a capital crime. :p

Would you rather talk about say, Paris Hilton being released from prison? Yeah, didn't think so :wink:
 

IanKeith

I'm Not Regret
Things to do with one day in charge:

Force equality on ALL fronts (sexual orientation, race, gender, everything, I'm sick of it)
Force oil companies to stop gouging for prices (you don't think they've been making a pretty penny while Bush has been in office?)
Remove internet gambling ban (unnecessary and unfair)
Either lower age limit on drinking, or increase on smoking and age to be let into military (and ENFORCE that crap!)
Enforce required driving exams for all persons under a certain age (21 or so) and OVER a certain age (70 or so)

Hmm, what else...
 

Krennar

Member
Legalize the growth of Pot, not for smoking, but because it's cheaper and FAR more effective to make paper out of than trees. It also takes far fewer chemicals to make paper out of Pot than trees. More Pot = Less polution from paper making.

It is also more effective when used for Ethanol and Methanol than corn, plus you can grow multiple crops per year. Pot also makes a stronger fiber than cotton for use in clothing.

Interesting sidenote: All old American Flags used to be made from Pot, as well as all of the first drafts of the declaration of independence. We used to grow Pot for these very reasons until recently.

For a more thourough explanation, listen to some of the works by Jello Biafra.

http://jellobiafra.sleepdeprived.ca/
 
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Starburst

Guest
I would lower the drinking age substantially, that's a problem of choice there. Maybe to about the age of 15.

Put limits on how much oil could cost. There's no fucking reason it should be so high.

Legalize marijuana. Not because I do it, but because I believe that a lot of crime is caused by this illegalization. Sort of like the abolition of alcohol. Get rid of something the gangs fight over, and there'll be less fights over it.

Kill the RIAA. Literally. All of those bastards. And their families. I'm thinking a staged terrorist attack'll work. I mean, hey, it worked for Bush.

Gay marriage is allowed. Everywhere. Love is love, goddamnit.

Force the government to start enforcing Freedom of Speech. No more damned Patriot Acts plz.

ANY form of hate crime/hazing/bullying is considered a felony, and can result in a minimum of a year in a federal prison. Fuck the juvenile system, it doesn't work.
 
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Starburst

Guest
Krennar said:
Legalize the growth of Pot, not for smoking, but because it's cheaper and FAR more effective to make paper out of than trees. It also takes far fewer chemicals to make paper out of Pot than trees. More Pot = Less polution from paper making.

It is also more effective when used for Ethanol and Methanol than corn, plus you can grow multiple crops per year. Pot also makes a stronger fiber than cotton for use in clothing.

Interesting sidenote: All old American Flags used to be made from Pot, as well as all of the first drafts of the declaration of independence. We used to grow Pot for these very reasons until recently.

For a more thourough explanation, listen to some of the works by Jello Biafra.

http://jellobiafra.sleepdeprived.ca/

YAY someone else who's heard of Jello Biafra!

(Also, sorry for double-posting)
 

Krennar

Member
Starburst said:
YAY someone else who's heard of Jello Biafra!

(Also, sorry for double-posting)

He's more popular than you think! Did you know that, aside from Mickey Mouse, he gets the highest number of write-ins for president each election? Don't quote me on that one though, it's just random info I heard somewhere.
 

Muse

Member
Declare Buddhism the Official Religion of the Empire and make all other faiths/religions/philosophies illegal to practice openly. (Yanno, much like Constantine did to get Christianity so wide spread in the first place.)

Unfortunately, with Buddhism as the official religion, oppressing other people would be really hard to justify, so getting rid of all the heretics and breaking up all the currently established cults would be really difficult. They'd all just say, "No thanks." and the Buddhist Enforcement Squads would go, "Oh, okay then. Sorry to bother you." and trot off to go convince/ask the next bunch of heathen non-Buddhians to be nice and relax a bit, and so on...

And by the next day, everything would be back to 'normal'. Just like a sit-com.
 

TundraWolfBlade

I'm a littile tied up atm
Allow people to marry regardless of there sexual prefferences
Give body armor to schools for students.  Weed out the fat people by forcing healthier better tasting food into places.  Bring back dodgeball and tag (Its actually became illegal to play either in certain states.)  Push stem cell research ahead.  Use the Army to take over the gas companies and give out lower priced gas while reseacrhing cleaner fuels.  Pull pur troops out of the Iraq and Afghanistan.  Then send massive flights of stealth plans loaded with MOABs', cluster bombs, and nukes to drop a few on the mountains where osama is hiding, Baghdad, Tehran, and places of suspected terrorist activity. and show the middle east just how pissed we are.  Then fix up airport security, make them search Arabs, sad but true.  Make an immigration bill that actually works and allows people who are here illegally to stay here.  Get the military money to develop better weapnory for our troops and better body armor.  Give more money to schools to try and find ways to make people actually want to learn.  Give Police Forces around the country the go ahead to take down(and by take down i  mean kill), drug dealers, mobsters, gangsters, KKK, and Nazi's and anything like that.  No court deal for you.  Go down to Gitmo and get the innocent ones out, and the terrorists down there tortured to tell us what they know. ( Id pry go to hell if i did half this stuff, but hey, i want my country safe damn it.)  Keep some of our satellites watching over China, they're a coming for us.  Get rid of corrupt politicians, and people who take birbes.  Thered be other stuff to, but im not at liberty to talk about it.  *  Looks away innocently.* Also fix up teh Second ammendment, you have to pass a mental health exam, jsut to keep crazy people from getting guns and shooting schools.
 

Krennar

Member
Starburst said:
That's kinda like him running for governor of California.

Lol. Business men have to wear clown suits between the hours of Three and Five...
 

ceacar99

behold my boomstick!
if it would be one act, i would enforce the following.

ALL dealers of illegal substances are hereby sentanced to death. if you peddle shit on the streets in the us anymore we wont tollerate you. no jail time, no slap on the wrist. just death. then all drug users when cought go on probation and have ONE chance to clean up(on thier own or in a rehab center) or they share the fate of the drug dealers. quite honestly i believe drugs are one of the biggest threats to our future and the only method i have seen in ALL of history that has worked in fixing the drug problem is that of zero tollerance enforced by threat of death.

if i could do more then i'd...

-once and for all demonstrate to the american people that they have the right to bear arms, even those designed for war. continue the system of the federal government having to aprove and monitor all those who wish to own a full automatic weapon legally. currently acess to powerfull weapons legally is about right. then i would propose the development of a new plan to slow or halt the illegal firearms trade in the us. it is my opinion that the people have the right to bear arms and they should bear arms. the government will not fear the people if the people have no method of enforcing thier voice.
-begin the process of dismantleing the socialist systems in this country that drain our resources and allow people to live without working. i would likely leave medicare intact however. i wouldnt inprove it because if medicade becomes too good then people will stop wanting to pay for healthcare, they will then expect thier neighbors to pay for thier healthcare.
-try to stop the bickering between the parties
-patch up relations with foriegn nations and try to inprove trade relations with china while trying to create a international standards of goods trade law to prevent toxic food or other poor products from being shipped to the us.

btw, algea can be grown to produce bio diesel in quantities that dwarf any crop that can be distilled into alcohol(aka corn into ethonal or whatever) and bio diesel is only slightly less efficiant then alcohol based fuels. the only reason why that isnt on my "day as leader" agenda is because i dont believe the government should bully the economy in such a way. the economy WILL find the aboslutely best method through trial and error instead of having a "leader" tell them to do what turns out to be a lesser path...
 

Bloodangel

Banned
Banned
Get in a plane and get the hell out.

Seriously, I'm not the kind of guy you want to leave in charge on a country for even an hour, let alone an entire day.
 

ceacar99

behold my boomstick!
declare communism? make it illegal NOT to smoke pot? lol, alot of bad things he could do but i doubt he'd do them....
 
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Starburst

Guest
ceacar99 said:
if it would be one act, i would enforce the following.

ALL dealers of illegal substances are hereby sentanced to death. if you peddle shit on the streets in the us anymore we wont tollerate you. no jail time, no slap on the wrist. just death. then all drug users when cought go on probation and have ONE chance to clean up(on thier own or in a rehab center) or they share the fate of the drug dealers.

I-I'm sorry, but I don't think I can agree with you here. Rehab doesn't work all the time, and even though you are sentencing to death, it's hard to catch the dealers that reel the users back in. I should know, thanks to those dealers, my brother is dead. Can you say it was his fault, when he wanted to clean his life up, but the dealers kept dragging him in? Users don't always have a choice, because they're just being used.

I really would like to injure you right now, because your post does infuriate me.
 

TundraWolfBlade

I'm a littile tied up atm
Alaska has a huge drug/drinking problem, and i agree putting the drug dealers to death, the users... thats a tough problem. I must think more on this.
 
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