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If you woke up and were a furry.

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Seph491

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What would you do if you woke up and were suddenly a furry along with everyone else of the furry culture?Well more specifically your ideal furry?How would you go about your day differently from any others?How would your friends react?Along with any other things you would do or be willing to put forth.

As for me I would probably wake up quite surprised to be a dragon anthro.Probably be some awkward situations in the morning.I'd probably stand for a good few minutes looking in a mirror to see if it was real too.As for my friends reactions ... well some would be afraid, others speechless, and possibly by a slim chance a few be excited.It would take quite a bit of getting used to though.
 
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The Monster Under Your Bed
it would be interesting.

wait! is everyone else an anthro in this situation? or is it just me?
 

Talvi

Member
The answer is the same for everyone. You'd go outside, people would run away screaming, you'd get caught and subjected to scientific tests by the secret service.
 

Seph491

New Member
Mainly just you though I should probably expand it.Let's say everyone of furry culture became a furry.So there are still humans but also furries.
 

CaptainCool

Lady of the lake
Mainly just you though I should probably expand it.Let's say everyone of furry culture became a furry.So there are still humans but also furries.

i guess you would be exterminated faster as you can say 'yaff'^^
which would be probably the reason id be extremely scared if it happened to me :O
 

lawsuite

likes mango chili lollipops
Well, that would greatly reduce my chance of ever having a girlfriend...

Most of my friends would be cool with the change as long as I was, though one or two would tease me mercilessly for a while.

Besides romantic issues, being a monkey would be pretty awesome. With my new limberness I'd take up parkour or gymnastics or something.
 

Cosmo

New Member
Wonder who spiked my pillow with hallucinogenic substances!

In all likelihood I probably wouldn't notice, at least until I've had my morning coffee and toast, then I'd freak out.
 

Elite723

Will yiff under pressure
Wonder who spiked my pillow with hallucinogenic substances!

In all likelihood I probably wouldn't notice, at least until I've had my morning coffee and toast, then I'd freak out.

THATS WHAT SHE SAID
 

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The Monster Under Your Bed
Mainly just you though I should probably expand it.Let's say everyone of furry culture became a furry.So there are still humans but also furries.

so that means that we would be a race of animal races 0.0
we would be killed off by gangs and haters within the first month of the change >.>

anyway, my life would be pretty much the same. i could always shapeshift back to human form to blend with the crowd, and only reveal my true self to close understanding humans.
 
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makmakmob

Member
Well given the quite frankly ridiculous sizes and proportions seen in this 'fandom' I would expect the humble condom would have to be redesigned. Aside from that, no idea. My 'perfect furry' is entirely relative.
 

Tobias_Moremost

New Member
Check if friends didn't put me in a fursuit. Lock down the house, close the blinds and curtains then visit FA to check if I'm not the only one. Report sick. Then assess the situation, if I'm the only one then just say it is an advanced fursuit I won't take of any more, if there are more then look what is the best.

And flush anything containing chocolate since it might kill me.
 

Time Bandit

No-one suspects the butterfly!
I'd be saying "GOD DOES EXIST"
 
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Tycho

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I'd be saying "GOD DOES EXIST"

You'd be saying "GAAHRR GGAGH EGHIHHT".

And then you'd be saying "AAAARGRGHRHGGH" when you realized you couldn't speak a single word of understandable English. Think Chewbacca.
 
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Nocturne

Nocelots? ὸὦό
That would be weird as hell. Im sure everyone would be taken in for examination. Then it'd prolly turn into some X-menesque furry registration program and all you furries would be enslaved :D.
 

Azure

100% organic vegan hubbas
I would promptly bite the mail man.
 

Aden

Play from your ****ing HEART
Oh good, it's been over a month since the last topic like this. I was worried we wouldn't make quota.
 
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Tycho

Guest
Oh good, it's been over a month since the last topic like this. I was worried we wouldn't make quota.

LOL inorite?

They should make a sticky out of it, and promptly smack anyone who started a new "OMG LIKE WAT IF U WERE A FURRY?!" topic with an orange name.
 

Seph491

New Member
Oh, sorry didn't know someone else had made this topic many times over, i'm new to the forums.Sorry.Though stickying it would probably be easier.
 
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