i have an idea...
fund gene splicing!
XD you know their working on it
fund gene splicing!
XD you know their working on it
(hint: My diet consists of human flesh )
and if the government wants to test me...i would raise an army of furries to strike back...
my fursona does not talk. he can talk into a person's mind.
I endorse this product and / or service.Someone needs to strike this thread dead, once and for all.
This is not an anime / videogame. A realistic looking furry is not going to be something that people pass off as "Oh that's ol' man jenkins in his Fursuit". It'll be a "holy hell, what is that? Ma, fetch the camera and call Channel 11 News!"you know, would people even tell your a furry? and not just an obsessed person or something that dresses up?
What would you do if you woke up and were suddenly a furry along with everyone else of the furry culture?Well more specifically your ideal furry?How would you go about your day differently from any others?How would your friends react?Along with any other things you would do or be willing to put forth.
As for me I would probably wake up quite surprised to be a dragon anthro.Probably be some awkward situations in the morning.I'd probably stand for a good few minutes looking in a mirror to see if it was real too.As for my friends reactions ... well some would be afraid, others speechless, and possibly by a slim chance a few be excited.It would take quite a bit of getting used to though.
Basically, what I'm saying is if I woke up furry, I'd enjoy it, even if it meant death via government organization. It'd just be that freaking awesome.
So 90% of all male / herm 'sonas must have their dicks shrunk so they don't require a second heart every time they get in the mood. At least this one gives us one boon also, in that supa anime Furs won't be able to use a sword to cut through buildings, they can't react before they hear an attack, etc.1) No physically impossible or biologically impossible forms, and nothing that violates the laws of physics, and no super technology/physical features or implants which are currently technologically impossible.
Aw, but it ruins the fun with these types of threads when disadvantages are hand-waved away.2) Everyone would mostly be physically and mentally human for the most part, apart from some different body parts. I.E. no colour blindness, no dying from chocolate, no bizarrely non-human instictive impulses.
This I think would depend on the Furry. A Shark or Avian furry I would think would have slightly / noticeably worse grips than a human, but something with already human-like / grasping hands could do just as well or slightly better than human.4) Everyone would have human-quality or better grasping appendages.
See #2. But then, I guess it would be helpful to allow the Dolphin Furry in Wisconsin to be able to breath on land and not dry out.5) Everyone would be air-breathers still.
This one I could agree with, though I'd say the low / high tiers would probably cap between a meter-or-so (midget / small Furries) and... er... three-to-four for the exceptional ones still humanoid in form (such as Giraffes).6) No-one would be mouse-sized or 300 feet tall.
If this is the case, the only offspring I'd expect is for pureblood humans, making this an end to their bloodline.7) They would be able to breed with humans.
See #2 again, and also that #5 in that it would make them a bit more likely to survive.8) They would retain the ability to speak.
It's going to be funny watching how the 20ft tall, six breasted & three car-sized dicks Dragon 'Sonas that can spew plasma and patter 120mm cannon shots off their skin react... when they're a seven foot, flat chested, one-willy, easily maimable scaley that can't even spew fire. Almost worth letting the changes go on throughout the fandom.And assuming that people would be changed into their fursonas, those who would fall outside those parameters would become the next most similar creature within the limits.
Run. Fast. I can only speak for myself, but I wouldn't trust half the hornballs in the fandom anywhere near a female Furry. You're likely to be pressed onto almost instantly as someone tries to test out their package, get a taste of "fine furry booty", and see if they can make a super-awsum hybrid child with you. 'Sane' Furries may try to stop 'em, but then which Furries have the more absurd powers: The ones that can think, or the ones that fap-off constantly wishing to no longer be hyooman and purge them from the planet?Well, let me first say that my fursona is female and I AM NOT GAY, MMKAY?
Would it be the extra weight on your chest, the uncomfortable feeling of laying on your own tail, or the fact you can suddenly smell the BO from the laundry pile all the way downstairs along with many other strange smells?So, I'd wake up, and I'd realize I was different.
Bit of a delayed reaction, wouldn't you say? "Wake up, smell new things, notice odd maw in front of eyes. Stretch, feel fur shift and breasts jiggle. Stand up, sway tail and walk on new feet towards bathroom. Stand in front of mi- HOLY SHIT I'M A FOX-LADY".I'd go to the mirror in the bathroom. I'd take a look in the mirror for about 30 seconds in shock,
Please, if I become anything other than a C'Tan, Astarte, or JC Denton, shoot me.Then I'd go online to here and my other Furry forum and see if it happened to anyone else.
A lot of people seem to be oddly happy with the fact they're no longer human. Then again, considering most of them seem to be changed into something human in every way but appearance and the fact that they can now hurl televisions like a baseball, I kinda understand why.I'd be overjoyed almost beyond sanity,
Hope you know Krav Maga.Since I would be physically my fursona, I wouldn't worry about assault because of my excellent physical conditioning and superb martial arts skills.
Good, you're a wanted criminal now for murder / manslaughter.If a bunch of thugs tried to attack me I'd incapacitate the ones who didn't give it up and run away and then kill one or two to send a message that I am not to be fucked with.
"Hey, only I can grope myself!"And if some piece of shit tried to grab my boobs I'd break their fucking arm.
Provided people wouldn't mind clumps of fox hair in their food (oh ye gods, shedding is going to be a wonderful hassle for both changed and un-changed. Can you imagine the time you'll need to spend maintaining your coat so you don't sprink fur everywhere?).A restaurant might be inclined to hire a smoking hot Vixen as a waitress,
But I think the furries who happen to live in less developed countries, or place with a lot of fundamentalism like muslim countries
or place with a lot of fundamentalism like muslim countries
Oh lawd, this is a shitstorm waiting to happen. In terms of Islam defenders, Anti-Religious Folks, and people advocating "Bomb the site from Orbit" strategies to deal with beliefs / people they don't like.fundamentalism like muslim countries
Imagine even 10% of the fandom with super-human abilities. Still think it'd suck less?