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If you woke up and were a furry.

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Seph491

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Sorry Tycho if this type of thread has been made already.New to the boards and all.Sorry to anyone else too.
 
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Tycho

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Sorry Tycho if this type of thread has been made already.New to the boards and all.Sorry to anyone else too.

Meh, don't sweat it. As long as we keep getting new members and as long as the old threads keep falling off the first page it's pretty much a given that these threads get created.

Welcome to the forums, and stuff.
 

Time Bandit

No-one suspects the butterfly!
You'd be saying "GAAHRR GGAGH EGHIHHT".

And then you'd be saying "AAAARGRGHRHGGH" when you realized you couldn't speak a single word of understandable English. Think Chewbacca.


Aww you breakie my </3!

Nah, j/k, but that is a pretty good loophole you just exploited there. Kudos.
 

Jax

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Hey, we are here aren't we?
I would wake up, go to work, probably no one would notice. Then I would go home, double post and get yelled at and curl up in a ball on the floor and wonder when will things change! Wish it would happen any way....
 

Time Bandit

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Xipoid

Cameras
Hunt down the others. In the end there can be only one.


Or maybe I'll just finally have the time to take up all those things I've ever wanted to do.
 

Ax Vorinskathe

Zeitgeist
I'd probably go find every nearest scaly and suggest intoxication and orgy.
 

Avinyss

Lord of the Owl Empire
I would be very happy to be an owl, especially a dictator owl
 
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Tycho

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Is that Yiffy-iffy-iffy-iffy..., yiff-yiff-yiff..., or yi f-fyi-f-fyi-f-fyi...?


No actually, that would be the piano, calligraphy, a martial art of some kind, and survivalist camping. Maybe ballroom dancing, too.

Oh, hey, that's cool.

Ever consider Chinese calligraphy? Sublime. A bit different from Western calligraphy, but still pretty cool.
 

PaulShepherd

Hawt Dawg
If I woke up as a furry, It'd be the best damn morning of my life. I'd check my new self out by trying to wag my tail, pant, and lick my nose. When my parents and my sister notice me, I'll calm then down and give them a hug. Sure, I don't look like I always have, but I'd say, this is what I wanted. Everyone in school would freak out about it, but meh, I'm me, and no one can take it away, plus now I can bite bullies in the ass.
 

Wreth

GERTY
It's not exactly the same as the other versions of this thread, usually it's just you turning furry. We'd probably be hunted down, but we would be far more agile (Well most of us at least) and have claws, talons etc.
 

Xipoid

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Oh, hey, that's cool.

Ever consider Chinese calligraphy? Sublime. A bit different from Western calligraphy, but still pretty cool.

Chinese calligraphy is nice to look at, but I cannot speak or read any of it. Personally, I would stick with English simply because I have no real interest in another language for calligraphy (I'd try to use it in everyday life).
 
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Tycho

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Regarding chocolate being potentially poisonous to your furry self - eat a bit. Not much, just a little - a handful of M&Ms. If it makes you feel ill, no chocolate for you. Won't be enough to kill you.

EDIT: Why am I riding this absurd train of thought AGAIN?
 
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