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If you woke up and were a furry.

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tesfox

tesfox

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pheonix said:
I'd be taken away by furry girls and then taken advantage of. Sounds great to me.
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Female... furries... WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE!? There are no girls is furry! (Same as with teh internets) XD

Ah, but I digress. I'd be totally excited inwardly and try to play it off as if nothing happened and wait for people to notice, not that that would take very long... XD
 
jagdwolf

jagdwolf

Just a simple innocent Wolf
would be one happy wolf. then i would pop on line to see what all my other furry friends ended up looking like.

but it would be a dream come true
 
alicewater

alicewater

F*ck you, that's my name
If I woke up and I was a furry, I'd probably make a couple of phone calls and then shoot myself.
 
Kingman

Kingman

Inquisitor of the Radical Ordo
Lets see if I became my fursona i'd go from 5'5" 280, to 6'5" 280 (since can't lose or gain mass...in theory.)

So One I'd need new clothes...and well...I'm modest in that one department. Also need to make sure my pops doesn't have his gun nearby...actually since my mom is blind I'd be okay in her book.

After the family acceptance, and the world acceptance...go back to college and make football team, be the first furry professional sports star. If it worked for Jackey Robinson and et all. It'd work for Furries. Then retire go into politics and be happy. Probably look into a dating service as well, I'm sure one would pop up. :p


Well given the quite frankly ridiculous sizes and proportions seen in this 'fandom' I would expect the humble condom would have to be redesigned. Aside from that, no idea. My 'perfect furry' is entirely relative.
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Yeah how to make one that takes into account a cat's barbs...that alone...yeesh...

I would promptly bite the mail man.
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Oh dear god, that reminds, there are deer and cow farms galore around me...must resist pouncing...

I just think bottom line Furries would have a similiar road to the Blacks in the 60s. Give it 30 years afterwards and we wil be inter marrying and having furry presidents and such. :p
 
Kero

Kero

can't stop playing Puyo Puyo 7
As a microfur, I'd have one hell of a time letting my friends know. And then there's the matter of typing things out on the resulting huge keyboard... D: Ugh. Lots of work, but I wouldn't mind having the appropriate technology.

Assuming it was just me that had become a furry, I'd take pictures and post on teh intarwebz. "o hai guiz" and the like. "That's some good CGI you've got there, hurr-hurr," I'd get.
 
pheonix

pheonix

back'n up back'n up
tesfox said:
Female... furries... WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE!? There are no girls is furry! (Same as with teh internets) XD
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I know a few so how are you going to tell me otherwise?
 
Enigmaticat

Enigmaticat

Oh Boy!
If I woke up and was my fursona, of course I would freak out and have a hard time explaining myself to everyone. But it would be AWESOME. I'd so mess around with my tail.
 
-Lucario-

-Lucario-

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lazyredhead said:
wait.... are there any laws that would give furries their rights?
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Well.....I guess animal cruelty rights would protect us at first. But I'm sure that if do protests and demand rights we would get them with minimal blood shed.
 
Enigmaticat

Enigmaticat

Oh Boy!
-Lucario- said:
Well.....I guess animal cruelty rights would protect us at first. But I'm sure that if do protests and demand rights we would get them with minimal blood shed.
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We would start our own nation. Or at least live on a reservation... or national park.
 
-Lucario-

-Lucario-

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Silibus said:
We would start our own nation. Or at least live on a reservation... or national park.
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If we were to stay though they would want us IMO. Think of how much money industries would make on new furry products (Such as shampoo/ clothes and stuff). We would be in high demand for countries
 
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Hlavco

Hlavco

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If I woke up, and was a pichu, I'd... roll over and go back to sleep because I always seem to wake up early in the morning before I want to get up, and want to sleep a few more hours. Leter that morning, after getting out of bed and working my way up to the doorknob, I would go about my routine as usual-- let somebody else point it out first, just to be sure I'm not going crazy. After that, I dunno. It'd be fun, and I'm sure my college would love it. They're always trying to advertise all their 'diversity'. They'd probably start putting furries on their brochures and whatnot.

Oh, I'd have to quit my job. Food delivery is hard when you can't drive.
 
Xendrian

Xendrian

Lost Horizon
Ignoring the freakouts (both outside and personal), the fear or being captured and experimented on and invoking the hatred, intolerance and prejudice of others including your friends and family...

...It would be awesome!
 
PixiesKitty

PixiesKitty

The Lovable Trolling Kitteh
The real and sick question would be...

Would we be able to reproduce and the child would have the "animal" of his/her soul? or we have to mate with the same species?
 
MayDay

MayDay

likes cheese
PixiesKitty said:
The real and sick question would be...

Would we be able to reproduce and the child would have the "animal" of his/her soul? or we have to mate with the same species?
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If you really did become a furry, don't pro-create...
I doubt a half breed furry and human will look nice at all, and think about
the hard times you're putting that kid through.

Hmmm...has there been any pictures drawn of half breed humans and furries?
 
PixiesKitty

PixiesKitty

The Lovable Trolling Kitteh
MayDay said:
If you really did become a furry, don't pro-create...
I doubt a half breed furry and human will look nice at all, and think about
the hard times you're putting that kid through.

Hmmm...has there been any pictures drawn of half breed humans and furries?
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Yeap, the same guy who drew the "No, no! slay the dragon, not lay the dragon" has quite a lot in his gallery.

So all furries in the world who had change would die in the first generation... so sad...
 
Ikrit

Ikrit

I'm fired up!
if every furry fan was made into a furry the first thing that would probably happen is that the government would build a building to observe any behavior changes and give medical check ups. they are gonna want to know what effects it has on us and if it can be use as a military advantage XD
 
Scorch1162

Scorch1162

Where's the Oh, there it is!
After scaring everyone around me(like I love doing with Zanzer:p), I'd go for the real thing and draw my claws out for a whole set of rounds of pure fun(if ya'know what I mean :twisted:)
 
whitefox123

whitefox123

Orgasmic muffins!
i think it would be SOO cool. everyone would eventually be caught and tried to be cured, but in the mean time at least you could have some fun with your new abilities and looks. id like to see some of my friends freak and u would know who was a furry. id like to see how a coat would do in winter. fluffy fur!
 
Jenzo770

Jenzo770

I can sook really good for you
If I would woke up being a furry, I would stay in Sweden and not go to America, since i would just end up being experimented on. That chance is a lot lower in Sweden, since we here "care for every human being". JUst because you got fur, and paws and... well the rest, doesn't mean youre not human
 
ZiggyShadowDust

ZiggyShadowDust

Chaos Control to Major Tom!!!!
If I woke up and were a furry (as a wolf), I'd probably spent over an hour looking all over myself, just to check I really was a furry. Try and contact my nearest and dearest friends, try and convince them what happened, and leave the house with them, so it would appear to the normal humans that I am a giant anthropomorthic wolf and I have friends that can defend me if anyone comes near me and does something horrid like beat me up.
 
Jenzo770

Jenzo770

I can sook really good for you
ZiggyShadowDust said:
If I woke up and were a furry (as a wolf), I'd probably spent over an hour looking all over myself, just to check I really was a furry. Try and contact my nearest and dearest friends, try and convince them what happened, and leave the house with them, so it would appear to the normal humans that I am a giant anthropomorthic wolf and I have friends that can defend me if anyone comes near me and does something horrid like beat me up.
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I think that if you were a giant anthromorphic wolf, youd beat THEM up^^
 
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Samuel

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Since I am a magical pine marten (not to be confused with a certain underwater prehistoric animal), I would probably build a gigantic tower, and start shooting fire balls at people I don't like. Once I got bored of that, I would spread joy and happiness, and generally cause people to laugh. EVentually, I would lock myself up in the tower and never come out, and then send out several rocket launchers with a golden ticket inside for someone to find....(goes on rambling)
Basically, I'd be happy with myself, though showers, public pools, sex, and many other things would be....somewhat impaired in my case.
 
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