If you woke up as a furry, how would you react?

[funky3000]

I'm assuming this has already been done but search is ass so meh.

You could take this a few ways: Random furry, fursona, anything else you want.

If I woke up a completely random furry, I would break my window and head for the nearest forest and just live the rest of my life hiding. Because really, I'm an abomination, and I doubt anybody could accept hanging out with a wolf guy or a fox guy or whatever. They'd probably shoot me or call the cops and they shoot me.

If I was my fursona... I'd still hide, just make a portal to empty space and make a planet from scratch, then maybe I would go back to Earth and befriend people, from the safety of a spacecraft.

I dunno I was bored.

 

[Fallowfox]

Fappity fappity fap.

 

[Evan of Phrygia]

i'm a pretty hairy guy so i would probably just say my beard got out of hand and continue as per usual

 

[Alexxx-Returns]

I'm sure there's good money to be made off that somehow.

I'm not even talking sex things.

Even though that's what your minds jumped to, you bunch of perverts.

 

[Gronix]

Well, if I'm the only one like this, they are going to capture me eventually, then god knows what are they gonna do with me. I can't hide forever either.
I have no idea what would I do in this situation o.o

 

[Mentova]

I'd just film myself doing dirty things now and then, sell it, and enjoy never having to work another day in my entire life.

 

[Alexxx-Returns]

Well, if I'm the only one like this, they are going to capture me eventually, then god knows what are they gonna do with me. I can't hide forever either.
I have no idea what would I do in this situation o.o

You should be flattered. They're comin' out of their basements just to see you =)

 

[jtrekkie]

If I woke up a completely random furry, I would break my window and head for the nearest forest and just live the rest of my life hiding. Because really, I'm an abomination, and I doubt anybody could accept hanging out with a wolf guy or a fox guy or whatever.

I would hang out with you. And I doubt if anyone would shoot you. Nobody shot this guy.

I think I would just play it cool and see what happened.

 

[Pantheros]

random species (favorable): well if i woke up one day as a furry that wasnt my fursonas species, but i still liked it, i would indeed freak the fuck out. eventually i would understand that some shit went down and now i'm an anthropomorphic animal. The hard part would be meeting my parents in the morning... that's a heart attack waiting to happen. eventually i would be taken in by the goverment to be studied or something. later i would try to be an actor or an elite forest ranger.

random species (unfavorable): whelp, i'm a freak. no idea what i would do.... XP

fursona: well, that would be quite something indeed. knowing i wouldnt have to do any bullshit work and be rich as hell all while being a legit anthropomorphic animal would be the best thing ever! there is of course the risk of being emprisoned and experimented on, but aside from that i would most likely join a search and rescue force and/or become a super-soldier. maybe even a doctor if i had legit animal sences. or just become a warlord, y'know :V

 

[Pinky]

If I woke up as a sheep, deer, pig, fox or horse, I guess I would really enjoy it although I would be pretty embarrassed.
If I woke up as something I didn't like I would still be fine with it but maybe be a bit depressed.

If I woke up as my fursona it would depend. If I woke up as my Ram fursona I would absolutely love it! I kinda look like him anyway so it wouldn't be too bad. If I woke up as my pig fursona though, I'd love that too but, I would probably never leave my house for obvious reasons

 

[Gronix]

On a second tought, I would make everyone hear of me before they take me, so that way I might have a chance to live freely D:

 

[WolfNightV4X1]

Go to the nearest furry con and win the contest in fursuit realism.

 

[Harbinger]

Just blurt myself out to the public Iron man style, then get famous and get all the literal bitches then the tolls of a celebrity life would catch up to me and i'll inevitably be found in my flashy apartment dead from an OD of chocolate.

Chocolate, not even once.

 

[Kleric]

I would probably hide, and not get kidnapped by the government for testing.

 

[Kitsune Cross]

Assuming I wake up as my fursona, I'll probably, first, freak out, and then escape home and ask for help maybe my brother or a friend, then most likely call the press and try to expose myself to as many people as posible to reduce chances of being kidnapped and experimented on, best case scenario I get rich and famous, worst case scenario I get kidnapped and experimented on :|

I could also run off to a forest and became an urban myth, I would attack people disturbing my sacred place, unless they bring me tributes

 

[RedLeFrench]

Funnily enough, that is a scene I've already played out in my mind in the context of my book, and basically if I were the main character, I'd try to contact the press at first to get the public image out and become an instant sensation. If all goes according to plan, I'd be so famous I'd be damn near untouchable, or if sciencey guys wanted to do tests, they'd have to go through serious and strict legal terms to avoid any... Accident (i.e limiting it to external studies and blood tests). No biopsies.

More grounded in reality, I guess the first thing I'd do is freak out in front of the mirror while being kinda fascinated at the same time. Then call my Father and tell him not to freak out next time he sees me, I guess, and then try and contact the press.

 

[Bonobosoph]

If it was any old anthro I would hope it wasn't a canid because yaaaaawn.
If I woke up as my own fursona I'd be like FUCK YEAH, after I'd hidden away for a few days not answering the phone. I think a talking bonobo would sound freaky as hell. Then I'd go live with my new own kind and just live the chill life, but I'd visit my favourite humans sometimes. But only sometimes.

 

[Alexxx-Returns]

The way I see it, there are some tests they can only perform on you while you are still alive, e.g, cognition things, so as long as you can delay, you might have a good chance at delaying the biopsy =)

 

[jtrekkie]

The way I see it, there are some tests they can only perform on you while you are still alive, e.g, cognition things, so as long as you can delay, you might have a good chance at delaying the biopsy =)

Cognition of a furry. Interesting.

 

[Fallowfox]

I'd just film myself doing dirty things now and then, sell it, and enjoy never having to work another day in my entire life.

You might just be an unattractive furry, though.

 

[jtrekkie]

You might just be an unattractive furry, though.

Have you even seen the stuff people get off on?

 

[WolfNightV4X1]

You might just be an unattractive furry, though.

Doesnt matter, Still furry

 

[Nekokami]

Finally, I would have a coat of fur to keep me warm in these cold British days! XD
And I would become über-famous!

 

[VintageLynx]

It'd give me the reason I need to head over to Anthrocon. If questioned on the way I'd say I'm suited up and the zip got stuck.

 

[Croconaw]

I'm assuming this has already been done but search is ass so meh.

You could take this a few ways: Random furry, fursona, anything else you want.

If I woke up a completely random furry, I would break my window and head for the nearest forest and just live the rest of my life hiding. Because really, I'm an abomination, and I doubt anybody could accept hanging out with a wolf guy or a fox guy or whatever. They'd probably shoot me or call the cops and they shoot me.

If I was my fursona... I'd still hide, just make a portal to empty space and make a planet from scratch, then maybe I would go back to Earth and befriend people, from the safety of a spacecraft.

I dunno I was bored.

Accodding to FA, you'd probably just bone giants. Really big boob bone pirate giants.

Totally not how crocs would do it.