If you woke up as a furry, how would you react?

[ZettaBit]

Wake up, freak out for a minute, figure out how to chug a monster with my new muzzle, continue life as usual, just like nothing happened. Have to be my sona though, cuz anything else... meh.

 

[Armored Chocobo]

I'd wake up and wonder "Where the HELL did my wings go?"

 

[Shadow Jaeger]

you guys are being stupid. If i was to become some random furry or my own fursona i would join the furry force. Then i can stop all the roadworks i want :V

 

[Magick]

I'd try and get the feel of my new form and then figure out how I can make this work for massage school and everything else in my life. Even better if it was my character, because magick and stuff :v

 

[Sylver]

If I woke up as my fursona (white tiger) I'd probably just go out for a stroll and just act like nothing is up; see how people react. A lot of people would want to take a picture with me, which would be weird in a way. I think I'd have to spend a bit of time contemplating my future and how this will affect it, such as relationships, jobs, etc.

I don't know, I'd just try to live life as per normal and grit through the two weeks media gives a shit about me.

Edit: I wouldn't worry about the government kidnapping me honestly, it seems kinda stupid...unless I remained an urban myth or something I doubt they would try to capture/experiment on me without my consent.

 

[Kleric]

Well, this world is very nitpicky with things these kinds of things. If you're no longer human, people will claim you have no natural human born rights.

 

[ZettaBit]

Well, this world is very nitpicky with things these kinds of things. If you're no longer human, people will claim you have no natural human born rights.

Yeah that would just give the government the loophole they need to conduct their experiments.

 

[Sylver]

Yeah that would just give the government the loophole they need to conduct their experiments.

If you became well-known to the media and whatnot (which would undoubtedly happen in the first day or two), I'm sure that if you were taken by the government that there would be an uproar by the people.

 

[Croconaw]

Wow this thread is seriously hella lame.

 

[Mr. Sparta]

Take revenge on those that have wronged me.

FERALIGATR DEATH ROLL!

 

[Joey]

Why can't I eat this soup?

 

[DarrylWolf]

If I woke up as my fursona, I'd be so overjoyed. I would probably buy/make a shirt that says something like "Ride my knot 'til it hits the spot" and start cruising around town looking for women with a werewolf fetish.

 

[Distorted]

I'd drive to my friends place, slap him in the face and say, "What does they fox say now, hunh!? Stop singing that damn song!"

 

[Bonobosoph]

If I woke up as my fursona, I'd be so overjoyed. I would probably buy/make a shirt that says something like "Ride my knot 'til it hits the spot" and start cruising around town looking for women with a werewolf fetish.

Best post in this thread.

 

[jtrekkie]

Yeah that would just give the government the loophole they need to conduct their experiments.

Not necessarily. You could argue that since you were born human, you still are human and entitled to the full protection of the law. Or, since at least in America your rights aren't defined as human per se, you could argue that since you had citizenship beforehand you were still a citizen. That would be a better option because there are a lot organizations pushing for animal citizenship that would get behind you. You could really argue anything. It's pretty unprecedented and would definitely have to go through court. I think your biggest problem would be finding an attorney that would return your calls.

 

[GarthTheWereWolf]

I'm with minty on this one~ I'd become an internet pornstar and sell it to furries. Furries have a seemingly endless supply of disposable income to waste on worthless shit like that so I'd be set C:

 

[Kitsune Cross]

Get a lawyer asap

 

[Hewge]

I would be otterific

 

[ArmorcladCoyote]

I don't think I could do the pornstar option. I've already had one person mistake me for an actor in a porno. That was embarrassing enough. If I turned into a furry, it's not like I'd be able to say it was a doppelganger.

 

[RedSavage]

As long as it was a female body, I'd be charmed.

I would immediately lament the cost of shampoo and conditioner, as well as the eventual state of the shower drain.

 

[Dawnedge]

Well, assuming I wake up as my Fursona. I would probably freak the fuck out first, and since I'm a minor I live with family, they would also freak the fuck out. Then I would probably either go into hiding hoping no one ever sees me again outside of family. Or contact the press in hopes of decreasing the likely hood of being experimented on by the goverment, and maybe get super famous and get all the money I could ever dream. Along with all the bitches once I turn 18.

 

[TrishaCat]

I'd be scared as fuck and my immediate reaction would be to panic. After a while, I would calm down and think "this is really cool!" but then realize that I don't fit in in the world. I'd likely take my cellphone and some money and run away, trying to sneak around and avoid getting caught. Wear a jacket while walking around and try to stay out of sight. I'd try to build myself a little home in some abandoned place or in the trees near the city where I am or something.

 

[RedSavage]

I'd be scared as fuck and my immediate reaction would be to panic. After a while, I would calm down and think "this is really cool!" but then realize that I don't fit in in the world. I'd likely take my cellphone and some money and run away, trying to sneak around and avoid getting caught. Where a jacket while walking around and try to stay out of sight. I'd try to build myself a little home in some abandoned place or in the trees near the city where I am or something.

Plot twist: You spend 40 yeas in the forest and one day while walking you come across some other anthro-types hiking.

You realize you were never the only one.

 

[Shadow Jaeger]

I could maybe get an acting career doing shampoo ads and stuff because of my fur. That might work well for me.
or get a job at a pet store, that would be ironic

 

[TransformerRobot]

Convince my family they're high in case they can't tell it's me.