if you woke up as your furry...

[Ro4dk1ll]

Cry.
:*(

 

[Kingman]

Test the claws, test the voice, the eyes, the muscle strenght, see if I could purr at will. Then just avoid scareing my parents/roommate at college. Then I'm going to go have fun. Try out for the football team, and get into politics. I'd seek out the spotlight wherever I could, just because I want the fame and fortune that I'd rightfully deserve.

 

[Sulfide]

what would be the first thing you would do?
I would run to the nearest forest and leave humanity behind. Then I'd celebrate with cookies!
(Sorry if this is overdone, but I'm kind of new to this stuff.)

I would terrorize society

 

[VVhiteWolf]

I know more that a few people who would run out, and yiff every animal within a hundred mile radius. (Ironically, I'm not part of this group...I believe in love dammit!)

 

[Kvasir]

i would go live in the cave i found last summer a least 10 miles from humanity and if any one came snooping around i would be picking my teeth with there bones.

 

[Lukar]

I'd dress in a bunch of baggy clothing and stuff (and a hoodie) so that nobody could see what I look like, go to school, and scare the fuck out of my friends. xD

 

[Ratte]

I would terrorize society

Something like that.

 

[Attaman]

i would go live in the cave i found last summer a least 10 miles from humanity and if any one came snooping around i would be picking my teeth with there bones.

You may also want to bring a weapon, like a SPAS-12 or something.

Because I mean, it's not like they look for missing people in areas they were last seen or anything.

 

[Lady_zero]

Ok, I actually have a plan.

1. Huggle racoon tail and yawn
2. Scare life out of mom
3. Eat the fridge then knock out on the kitchen
table due to the fact that it's winter and I should still
be asleep.
4. Wake up in spring and scare life out of neighbor and cat.
5. Procrastinate taking over earth
6. Get around to taking over earth, but instead steal
and eat loads of food from local grocery store and knock out
on floor seeing as by that time it will be winter again.

 

[Attaman]

So your plan involves falling asleep on your table for several months, then waking up and expecting to be not only in the same place but untouched?

 

[Aq Bars]

I'd probably go into hiding so I didn't get picked up and taken to a research facility.

(This must be that cycle I've heard so much about, next thread will be "What if everyone but you was a furry?")

 

[Attaman]

I'd probably go into hiding so I didn't get picked up and taken to a research facility.

(This must be that cycle I've heard so much about, next thread will be "What if everyone but you was a furry?")

It's already been done.

 

[Rifter]

Win the war in Afghanistan. Naked.

 

[elidolente]

For one, I would be REALLY happy and thank God, then talk pictures, post them on the internet, tell everyone what happened. I'd email my friends post. Then, I would go out to nearest forest "many of em here in WA), and howl loudly (I wake up early, it would still be dark). Then I would travel north to be with other arctic wolves.

 

[NeoEevee]

I'd come to school the next day and say, "*insert my teacher's name here*, can I tell the class about the furry fandom? I think it might help clear up some confusion here.."
Of course half my classmates would be mortifyed when I got finished, seeing as how it's a Christian school.

 

[XNexusDragonX]

I think I would somehow make my way to my friends house around the corner and let them oogle at me. I'd probably be fairly tall though and wings aren't easy to hide.

Failing that I would eat lots of pizza and then masturbate! \o/

 

[Darzi]

Scream, freak the hell out, try to figure out just what in the world happened, and immediately panic. Then, after calming down, ask my significant other to PLEASE DEAR GOD help me.

 

[Darzi]

Also, lol at the people that seem to think that living outside of human cities is just EASY PEASY rainbows and flowers.

 

[Sulfide]

Something like that.

LOL, make JAWS a reality

 

[â„¢-Daley Leungsangnam475-â„¢]

hmmm ...

i'd pitch myself ... to see if i was dreaming ... then i'd just do everything as normal & if anyone asks ... i'll just say i forgot to shave

 

[Attaman]

i'd pitch myself ... to see if i was dreaming ... then i'd just do everything as normal & if anyone asks ... i'll just say i forgot to shave

I doubt this would work for one of two reasons:

1) You'd be irrecognizable as Sparky Lucario. You're not going to be "that guy that looks abnormally hairy", you'd be "that thing that looks oddly like a pokemon." Which leads to #2.

2) You put Lucario as your species. People are going to recognize a Lucario. Maybe not a lot, but people none the less.

 

[-Lucario-]

I'd take up extreme parkour

 

[Rhythm]

Attempt to breathe fire, maybe go for a quick fly-around, try to roar =3

 

[Nikolai]

1. Check the tail.
2. Be in bliss.
3. Eat some nuts.
4. Be in more bliss.
5. Approach others and test the waters carefully. If accepted, live with it. If not, flee to the forest.

 

[Absinthe]

As my furry...? I'd probably freak the fuck out is what. Perhaps in a parallel universe I'd like it, but certainly not here. If I had a choice, I'd rather be something much more humanoid, like one of my Drow or demonfey characters...