"I'm more evil because..." (May be NSFW--check local statutes)

[Jonnaius]

I'm more evil because I invented airline meals that taste almost, but not quite, entirely unlike the dish they are supposed to be

Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, right?

Well, I'm more evil because I invented those infomercials that are acted in a different language, and then sound dubbed with annoying children.

 

[Kajet]

I'm the most evil cause I made all the crappy live action shit on adult swim AND that retarded athf shit.

 

[ArielMT]

I'm more evil because I convinced them it'd be a good idea with a slick PowerPoint show.

 

[darkdy50]

im more evil because i made the person before me and after me in this post

 

[Kajet]

I'm more evil cause I made the person above me, thus making me my own grandfather.

 

[Gavrill]

I'm more evil because I'm the one who dubbed Naruto and put Yu-gi-oh GX on TV.

 

[darkdy50]

im more evil because im the guy that told god to make gourge bush

 

[Gnome]

i was born evil.
well that is by the scale of "good" and "evil" mankind has made up

 

[Adrimor]

I'm more evil because I attained that alignment through years of assiduous training and practice. I didn't just have it handed to me at birth.

 

[Digitalpotato]

I'm more evil because I invented Calculus.

 

[LizardKing]

I'm more evil because I stamp on kittens and masturbate on the corpse. Or something.

 

[Shomti]

I'm more evil because I honestly believe that restricting other people's freedom is the best way to assure your own. Of course, I'm not evil in my own mind, but...

 

[Digitalpotato]

I'm more evil because I caused the death of Point and Click Adventure games.

 

[lobosabio]

Yeah? Well I'm more evil because I invented Bratz.

 

[Gnome]

im more evil because,
i lead the revolt to overthrow the "great" AhoraMazda, the magi in the know fear me, i hound of spirit of mercury. I have been called Ptath and Set, the morning star runs for me. From the time of Bon i have worn its black hat. Lilitu looks up to me in the night.

...but alas i did not invent bratz petz.

 

[AlexInsane]

I'm more evil because I posted here.

 

[Adrimor]

I'm more evil because I invented Calculus.

I'm more evil because I caused the death of Point and Click Adventure games.

WHAT?!!

You...you BASTARD!!!!

Not only are you responsible for the two things I hate most...you've been stalking me!!

I...I feel so...violated...

Oh, and by the way--I'm more evil because I both invented and popularized that cliché. As well as accented vowels.

 

[KillerFreya]

I'm more evil because I took Plan Nine from Outer Space and Tubgirl, combined them, and created Plan Nine to Splattered Face. Coming to a theater near you in October.

 

[ArielMT]

Feh. That's not evil, that's just wrong. XD

I'm more evil because I wrote the script for Plan Nine from Outer Space.

 

[Xaerun]

I'm more evil because I created all the cheap Star Wars ripoffs.

 

[Adrimor]

I'm more evil because I made everyone think Star Wars was even remotely original to begin with.

 

[Xaerun]

I'm more evil because I created Creative Commons.

 

[Mayfurr]

Call that evil? Bloody Sunday school antics.

I'm more evil because I invented "Death by PowerPoint".

 

[Adrimor]

I'm more evil because I founded the Spelling Nazi Academy and co-chair the Institution for Grammar Flaming. Your location has too many vowels.

 

[KillerFreya]

I'm more evil becouse I invented Powerpoint.