In a Parallel Universe...

[JakeTheFoXx]

Rules are simple. Start your reply with "In a Parallel Universe" and follow it with a variation either small or big in contrast to the universe we currently occupy. Remember, parallel universes are theorized to be infinite so there are no limits!

I'll start!

In a parallel universe, brussels sprouts dont smell like feet

 

[Furryfox777]

Uh.. Uh...

In a parallel universe, anthropomorphic animals are the norm.

 

[Guifrog]

In a parallel universe, fat food has no fat, is tremendously healthy and keeps the same taste.

 

[Aika the manokit]

In a parallel universe, technology is a myth and magic is reality

 

[Keefur]

In a parallel universe, Sabertooths take over the world.

 

[Chaosmasterdelta]

In a parallel universe, all posts on this site are required to have a pun in them. Prefurably a furry related pun.

 

[Skychickens]

In a parallel universe, magic is real.

 

[Nihles]

In a parallel universe, everyone is attracted to everyone.

 

[Skychickens]

In a parallel universe, education gets you somewhere.

 

[Pogo]

In a parellel universe, the parellel universe theory has been proven false.






(And in another universe true )

 

[tigerjieer]

In a parallel universe, all UN Sustainable Development Goals have been achieved.

 

[Nihles]

In a parallel universe, stubbing your toe causes climax.

 

[idkthough120]

In a parallel universe, everyone does nothing yet they still stand-

 

[Joni]

In a parallel universe, @The Universe is parallel

 

[Ravofox]

In a parallel universe, Majira is actually a strawberry

 

[Dangann]

In a parallel universe, all war will be replaced by card games

 

[Tyno]

In a parallel universe, the universes will have the same slope but have a different x and y intercept.

 

[MetroFox2]

In a parallel universe, the Ice Age never ended, resulting in the rise of Primitive anthros who live like wild hunter gatherers for all time.

In a parallel universe, technology is a myth and magic is reality

I believe there’s a quote for this: “Magic is just technology we don’t understand yet.”

 

[Chaosmasterdelta]

In a parallel universe, hugs are the only form of currency

 

[Keefur]

In a parallel universe, everyone's social status is based upon the size of their canine teeth.

 

[Simo]

In a parallel universe, foxes worship chickens, have pet bunny rabbits, observe a vegetarian diet, and live a life of celibacy....

But no matter how many universes there might be, something tells me this is never gonna happen

 

[Keefur]

In a parallel universe, skunks spray Silly String.

 

[Aika the manokit]

In a parallel universe, I'm am supreme ruler

 

[Keefur]

In a parallel universe the coyotes always catch the roadrunners.

 

[Yakamaru]

In a parallel universe there is no such thing as ice cream. And it makes me cry, thinking about it.