in the can (soup)

[Azure]

I really wish they would sell canned stock. Average American home cooking would be so much better if we stopped using cream of chicken as a basic ingredient, kicked Rachael Ray off the air, and returned to the basic principles of real cooking.

I wish they'd murder Rachael Ray in cold blood. Personally, I'd like to bash her skull in with a hefty bottle of EVOO. God I hate that bitch so fucking much. Her and Sandra Lee. There is no such thing as SEMI HOMEMADE, you should just call it, Shit From A Box With Fresh Parsley On Top. LOOK, I CAN CHOP PARSLEY!

 

[Lobar]

I wish they'd murder Rachael Ray in cold blood. Personally, I'd like to bash her skull in with a hefty bottle of EVOO. God I hate that bitch so fucking much. Her and Sandra Lee. There is no such thing as SEMI HOMEMADE, you should just call it, Shit From A Box With Fresh Parsley On Top. LOOK, I CAN CHOP PARSLEY!

Ugh, have you ever seen the vid of absolute culinary abortion that is Sandra Lee's Kwanzaa cake?

 

[Azure]

Ugh, have you ever seen the vid of absolute culinary abortion that is Sandra Lee's Kwanzaa cake?

Store bought Angel Food cake . In return, have this! The real Sandra Lee.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMNZ6xY6YY

EDIT- Acorns are gross.